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Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

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“My dear Frodo!’ exclaimed Gandalf. ‘Hobbits really are amazing creatures, as I have said before. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you at a pinch.”

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Some of my favorite magic side effects:

-Nosebleeds. Never gets old.

-Coughing up blood. The good ol’ “cough into your hand and pull it back to see blood” also never gets old.

-Headaches. You keep fighting as your head pounds, desperately telling you to take a break. At first they fade within minutes when you stop using magic, but overtime, they become chronic.

-Fatigue. After a big battle, you stand triumphant, and then just fall asleep on the spot.

-In a similar vein, overuse causing you to straight up faint rather than just fall asleep. Darkness begins to overtake your vision in the middle of battle, unconsciousness abruptly looming over you.

-Any of the side effects happening to another person. Maybe two close characters are connected, and whatever side effects character A would normally endure are transferred to character B. When A uses a blast of magic B screams loudly because holy shit that hurt.

-Magic gradually deteriorating your mind. Using it too much eventually caused hallucinations and an inability to retain memories, or even larger scale memory loss. 

Feel free to add more, I’m looking for some to steal

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oh look, it’s my wheelhouse!

  • magic as autoimmune disease. a force needed to sustain you that nonetheless is attacking your tissues/organs and will not stop
  • magic as necrosis and sepsis. an infection you have to cut out of you before it takes hold and bleeds through your major organ systems
  • magic as parasite. it needs a host. you need a body. it is growing inside you. eventually you will be formed around it instead of it around you. and then you’re its plaything forever
  • magic as electric current. fucking ouch!
  • magic as one of the worst things that can happen to you. magic as a death sentence.

i want to see more chronically ill and wasted magic users. give me people who have no choice in their deterioration, who are trying to slow the process or to burn themselves out as fast as they can. magic as an inescapable curse. magic as destiny (horror edition).

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Nuuskamuikkunen: “Senkin vanha, homeinen tiskirätti, tottele minua! Katala, härski, maneetin maksa!” Niisku: “Onko tuo muka hyvä ajatus?” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Suututetaan pensas niin se käy meidän kimppuumme. Sinun vuorosi sanoa jotain ilkeää!” Niisku: “Hmmm… Idiootti! Niin juuri, IDI-OOT-TI!” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Jatka!” Niisku: “Idiootti angolatuura!” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Angostuura.” Niisku: “Älynlahjasi ovat täysin mitättömät!” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Senkin lakastunut vesililja, lellitty villakko, surkea torakan kakka. Käypäs kimppuumme!” Niisku: “Sanon vielä kerran, että olet idiootti, IDIOOTTI!”

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