“Fucking idiots” I mutter to myself while reading (for the millionth time) about two dumbasses clearly in love with each other CONVINCED that their feelings are one sided

me and the gals talking about fictional men's cocks on tumblr dot com

look. i am a creature of simple needs. all i want is a character who seems kind and open-hearted and easygoing, a character who seems angry and cynical and armored, and a story in which the latter is absolutely wrecked, sexually, by the former

Periodically I come back to this post to find the notes have filled up with a new batch of characters who I have never fucking heard of in my life.

Cannot say this sincerely enough: great work, happy for you, keep it up.

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

Commas are all that’s holding my fics together

Oddly specific kinds of fanart I am ALWAYS a slut for

1. Stained glass window/church murals of characters

2. In-universe magazine covers

3. Redraws of scenes from canon in the style of a real Netflix show or video game

4. Drawing characters with way cooler outfits than they have in canon for the sake of cool outfits

5. Character design breaking down each layer and piece of a character's outfit

6. Mimicking historical art styles (e.g. vintage posters, Victorian portraits)

7. Sprawling landscape paintings of the setting that you can barely even tell is fanart because its just a beautiful landscape

EXCELLENT addition

ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic

Behind every fanfic update, there is a writer being turned into THIS as they await your reactions

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

Do you ever just… favorite-character-at-first-sight? Like, they walk on screen and say ONE WORD and immediately you’re just smitten.

“That one. That’s the one. I don’t know who they are yet but they’re my fave.”

@sketchy-panda​

its the little things in life you know

I should probably go to sleep…

I should probably-

I should-

Fuck it.

just accept your fate…

Now this is the really dangerous one:

Yep. :)