Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

I’m just really into the idea of mech’s valves being stretched to their absolute limits, either with multiple toys or one single inflating toy or water/tranfluid with a plug etc

Extra bonus for being stretched and stuffed full, and having to spend the day like that, trying to do their work but every single movement just sets their valve calipers off, and their valve/entire frame just end up spasming when they can’t adjust

Maybe with an overload inhibitor so they just keep twitching and whimpering, but nothing they do can stop it, and they have the whole day/week to go

And by then end of it all, they’re just shaking and it kind of hurts a little but at the same time it feels so great they just need to get off and end up begging their partner to finally let them

HELLO

Weren’t we all weirded out by sticky robot sex at first And now look at us

Huge transformers trying to stuff their big spikes in their partners tiny valves is my guilty pleasure.

This is everything I live for. \(♡▽♡)/

im going to lose followers for this

"Yes, and I will do the same even in this instance." Foot nods once, smiling. "At least it taught him a lesson, and that is not to start drunkenly waving his chord around unless he’s covered those claws of his."

*blinks owlishly at that particular mental image* Oooookay. Right, not sure, if I wanted to know that.

"Just be glad you didn’t have to bear witness to it." Foot frowns. "Not exactly what I wanted to be woken up at three in the morning for."

Yyyyyeah, I believe you. I mean, there’s some mechs (and humans), I’d tolerate of wake me up at 3am wearing like that — well, minus them being absolutely wasted — but don’t think you share my fantasies. Especially, since it was your brother.

"I thought you’d say that. And I have a feeling I could probably guess a couple, if I tried enough." He smiles. "And no, we definitely don’t share that in common."

Mmmm, I’m sure you would. Not that it would that hard, though, since I’m not that discreet about my favorites mechs and such. That’s alright, it would be rather bizarre, if we were to sit together and talk about our dirty little fantasies. *chuckles*

"I’m actually kind of scared to ask if I make that list of bots you’d want to wave their chords around in your face." Foot frowns slightly. "It would be quite bizarre, but it seems to be happening at the moment."

Yeah, I think this must be one of the most bizarre moments during this talk of us. But the truth, Footie, is no, you would not be on that list. It’s a bit more complicated, when it comes to you Leaguers, because of certain headcanons of mine. But I have to ask you, do you really want to know, why not any of you guys are on that list or are satisfied with the knowledge that you aren’t there?

"I am curious now. How would it be any more complicated concerning us than a giant alien bot?"

Ah, that’s the keyword right there, ‘alien’. *scoots bit further away and looks down, nervously* You guys aren’t. You have been created by humans. Make no mistake, you guys are brilliant and definitely possess your own personalities and quirks and everything that titles having a ‘soul’ but still humans are your creators. Why would they add mods, that remind sexual organs, in to Leaguers? And while I can see that you express your love (and sexual feelings) to another by touching, cuddling, kissing and perhaps hooking into each other’s systems, organic-like sex is not there. *fingers the  blanket’s edge* I know that it isn’t like that but I still don’t really see you guys, uh, packing anything under your plating. That’s why you aren’t on that list. At least not in that particular list. *snorts a little*

sometimes i have that moment of realization where i remember “you want to fuck robots that turn into cars from an 80s cartoon. ri ght.”

it’s very bizarre.

these are some good ass robot designs

transformers fics got me into some fucked up shit

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

TFA - Jazz by Lizkay

thank you so much for your kind words!! (also you are most certainly not bothering me in the slightest I appreciate and love the Heck out of you!! Please don’t ever feel nervous about messaging me! And that goes for everybody! I love all you guys :>)

ps: I’m sorry that this was the only thing Holiday(ey) thing I could think of off the top of my head it’s obscene and completely inappropriate. I hope you guys have a wonderful (whatever it is you happen to celebrate, hell I hope you find a crisp new 50 dollar bill on the ground!! ) ,lots of love

-maxi

[gif by dataglitch]

 Elizabeth requested some Smokes! This probably isn’t quite what you had in mind, sorry about that, but this was the idea that struck me first.

 I bet, if plug’n’play is a thing, the TF’s have machines that you feed a program of your choice into, or choose a random one, or mix up a pre-programmed one and just plug in for either your alone-time or to share your fave programs with someone.