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Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

@valkeakuulas / valkeakuulas.tumblr.com

Level Up: Over 30 | she/her | NSFW content. A mess of a blog with transformers, LOTR, anime & manga, Star Wars stuff and occasionally fics by yours truly and some other things that amuse me. Roleplay tag is 'valkeakuulas RP'; I advice you to block it, if you don't want to see them.
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Hot Shot ja Megatron panee.mp3

(Me and Tori were watching finnish dubbed armada and yeah this happend. Source: Transformers Armada episode 35: Rescue. and yes, this is real. god bless Finnish dubbing)

This is PURE Finnish quality right here

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dcb-z

oh my god

glorious

and all they’re really doing is shouting at eachother and fighting

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valkeakuulas

I think a part of me died at Megatron’s last line. 

I still think a part of me died because of Megatron’s last line.

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Art by: @thepopetti

Why Finnish?

It’s monotonous and to the point, doesn’t do small-talk, all letters are pronounced, it’s phonetic, slow, and has no intonation, and it loves rules and regulations and teaching people, it’s rigid and humble, but official and is suspicious of everyone, and is especially nitpicky on spelling and grammar.

(I said it’d take 1½ weeks originally because I wanted to use the better mic, but he decided to do it with the old crappy one instead. Have fun! And my fellow Finns, please don’t die of co-shame, that’d be awkward XD)

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sharky857

Alriiiiiiight!

As I wrote in here, I tried with three four different OPs of Iron Leaguer, to which I slapped that “Attack on Titan” opening over, just to see if it really goes with everything as people claim.

Alas, SnK opening is something like 1:30-ish long, while IL opening(s) are 1:20 - 1:22. So I had to leave at least 10 seconds out (the last 10 seconds, more precisely).

I made “slap-over” attempts with the 1st opening, this one you’re watching (while leaving the second opening out, since it’s not really that different from this 3rd), the “alternative opening” and even the OVA one., but this has been the one that seemed the most fitting to me.

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valkeakuulas

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft, I had blissfully forgotten the fact that people used to slap SNK’s intro into every damn anime there was and so on. But yeah, got to admit, it goes rather well with this particular intro. xD

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Perceptor uncomfortable at parties, with audio by crashboombanger.

In my mind I was going to rough in some hilarious dancing, but then I completely drew a blank.

Hopefully I’ll return to this and rough in something more interesting. After all, I have to warm up for something involving music and possibly dancing…

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dconslut

IM CRY

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SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE DAY
finnish tongue twisters, yo.
translations for your amusement:
  • Yksikseskös yskiskelet, itsekseskös itkeskelet, yksikseskös istuskelet, itkeskellen yskiskelet. Are you coughing alone, crying by yourself, sitting alone, coughing while crying?
  • "Kas vain!" sanoi kasvain, ja kasvoi vain. Vain kasvain voi kasvaa noin vain. "Well, well!" said a tumor, and kept on growing. Only a tumor can get bigger just like that.
  • Vesihiisi sihisi hississä. The water goblin hissed in an elevator.
  • Vasta vastaa vasta vastaavasta vastavastaavasta. The bath whisk answers only for the respective person responsible for the bath whisk.
  • Keksijä Keksi keksi keksin. Keksittyään keksin keksijä Keksi keksi keksin keksityksi Inventor Cookie invented the cookie. After inventor Cookie had invented the cookie, he invented that the cookie was invented.
  • Appilan pappilan apupapin papupata. The bean casserole of the deacon of the rectory of Appila (name of place or “the father-in-law’s home”).
  • Piukka paikka, peikko: paukkupuikko poikki. It’s a tough situation, troll: the bang stick is broken.
  • Kokoa kokoon koko kokko! Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko. Gather up a full bonfire! A full bonfire? A full bonfire.

i’m so happy to be Finnish because if I had to learn to speak the language I probably wouldn’t

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Anyone interested in hearing my attempt of saying all these lovely words?

Vaellelleet, vaellellut, vaelteleva, vaeltelema, vaelleltava, vaelleltu, vaellellaan, vaelleltiin, vaelleltaneen, vaelleltaisiin, vaelleltakoon, vaelleltako, vaellella, vaellellessa, vaellellen, vaelleltaessa,vaeltelemassa, vaeltelemasta, vaeltelemaan, vaeltelemalla, vaeltelematta, vaelteleman, vaelleltaman, vaelteleminen, vaeltelemista, vaeltelemaisillani

Honestly the last word was the hardest because of repeating that 'vael' part so many times

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