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Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

@valkeakuulas / valkeakuulas.tumblr.com

Level Up: Over 30 | she/her | NSFW content. A mess of a blog with transformers, LOTR, anime & manga, Star Wars stuff and occasionally fics by yours truly and some other things that amuse me. Roleplay tag is 'valkeakuulas RP'; I advice you to block it, if you don't want to see them.
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New image of Shredder is out I don’t even know where to start with this thing I guess with the obvious: Wolverine much? I might have been just a wee lad when I watched this but I do not remember him having freaking swords attached to his arms!? Not even on the SNES when he hulks out at the end of Turtles in Time. Edward scissorhands got into the steroid business. Also seriously, this seems very similar to a Michael Bayed Silver Samurai from the last Wolverine movie.

Lets move on, I’m assuming there’s a fork and a toothpick somewhere in that armor as they obviously tried to make him the swiss army knife of armors.

Now speaking of a more practical approach, how is this man supposed to even walk let alone fight without cutting himself into ribbons? He seems to have a spike or a blade poking out of every nook and cranny. I would not want to be him rushing to the bathroom with the runs. I don’t expect a speedy Shredder with all this bulk on him either, it seems like the fights might just go for the Juggernaut approach.

I was truly excited when I heard about this movie was being made and with every update I find myself more dissapointed. Definitely not interested in giving Hollywood my money for this one anymore.

Uber TMNT fan bestnatesmithever any thoughts?

Edit: saw you posted this image too a while ago before my queue got to it haha

Haha…he looks like my Diablo III barbarian with Wolverine claws

He’s literally the Shredder I guess, he can fuck up your credit cards so bad no one digging through trash can ever read them

God dammit Bay this is turtles. Why the hell did you bring one of your leftover transformers on the set. Jesus fuck this looks like they gave a 6 year old a crayon and said “Draw the boogy man”.

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memyselfaye

Is it me or does he remind you of TF4 Drift??? Seriously … *facepalms with a kraang-droid hand*

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valkeakuulas

I also thought it was TF4 Drift before I read the OP's message...

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