Here’s that one thing I did a while ago! Written by my friend Roberto Martinez, and drawn/colored/lettered by me. It’s called “Grimlock Goes to the Store” featuring a very G1 Grimlock and the Scavengers. Please enjoy this silly little comic! :’D

This is beyond amazing, I love this - amazing work!

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THAT TINY BLUE HEART IS KILLING ME!!!

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☆ミヽ(・ω・)/ミ☆

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Right, so remember the shuttles-as-collectors harem idea? I still love that prompt.

Tonight I had another thought. Everyone still has this “penis = dominance” idea, even though they give ‘bots spikes and valves in sticky. I saw the ‘different kinds of ports’ post going around again, and I want…

Ooo.

Obviously, due to military structure and lives beyond shuttle-docking, a flightframe’s actual status isn’t impacted by the personal choice of whose harem to belong to. There are too many flyers; they live their own lives outside of nestling close to their shuttle. However, the shuttle does get status by how many and who he collects. Not officially, but unofficially? Every shuttle in the Decepticons has been subtly (or not) angling to court Starscream, Air Commander and prince of the skies, since forever. It’s utterly baffled everyone why he’s been completely uninterested in their advances.

Turns out it’s because he’s that’s loyal to (read: obsessed over) Skyfire. So Skyfire thaws out on Earth to find he’s already rocketed to the head of the underlying shuttle hierarchy simply because Starscream — hating him for his betrayal or not — has set in his ways and uses “belonging” to Skyfire as a continued shield. It doesn’t necessarily work; ‘Triple Takeover’ is what happened when Astrotrain and Blitzwing teamed up to dual-court him. Their Decepticon power-greed got the most of them, and now he’ll never even consider joining another harem.

Meanwhile, Blast Off’s absolutely determined to go after the ‘copters, because normally a shuttle can’t pin the whirlybirds down into a collection. He’s got the advantage of the gestaltbond, and once he gets Vortex, he might be able to collect Blades. Maybe. Or even Soundwave’s flying Cassettes, although he realizes he’s walking on thin ice there. But the urge to collect is just so strong, and he’d gain a huge amount of status…

Over in Combaticon-land, Vortex is 84 kinds of Do Not Want about being collected. He’s a rotary. Rotaries know about shuttles. They’re all clingy and soothing and calming and all the stuff he doesn’t want or need. Flightframes roost. They like that peaceful feeling of letting their charge be drawn into someone else who can balance them. Rotary mechs know better. Yeah, sure, there’s still that part of them that’s compatible and would like belonging to a harem, but — no. Shoo. Shoo, go away, shuttle.

But he’s stuck in a combiner team with Blast Off, and Onslaught’s all for team-building, even if it’s weird and borderline sexual harassment. Blast Off’s persistently courting him. Vortex is weirded out.

He sneaks back to his quarters after a battle with the Autobots, ready to collapse and recuperate, and there’s Blast Off. In his quarters. Full-on ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ pose with every port open to just invite Vortex to plug in and be taken care of.

Vortex is the unhappiest of ‘copters. He skitters off to pound on Swindle’s door. Hey, that whole thing about selling them off and how Vortex was angry about it? Uh, surprise! All it forgiven now please let him in he’s really tired and there’s a creepy stalker shuttle on his berth.

Swindle: =D

Swindle: [shuts door in his face]

Blast Off isn’t discreet enough, and the other two Decepticon shuttles on Earth pick up on what he’s trying. Suddenly, Vortex has Astrotrain and Blitzwing looking at him in interest as well. Any time he sits down, he gets this pole-axed look because out of nowhere HELLO SHUTTLES.

Over in the Autobots, Skyfire’s still rather XD over keeping Starscream. Sure, he’s an obnoxious backstabbing glitch. Harem don’t care. He’s just a particularly prickly part of the collection. Because of course Skyfire wants to collect more.

Powerglide’s out; Cosmos has been Lord of the Spacecraft on Earth for far too long to try horning in on his territory. That counts out the Lamborgininis, too. All of them. After so long in war, the non-flying Autobot faction’s spacecraft have adapted to anti-airframe conditions. Claiming Red Alert was like adding security to the harem. Sideswipe has that jetpack, but it’s more he and Sunstreaker’s ability to take down flyers that’s the milkshake bringing Cosmos to the yard.

Omega Supreme arrives, and Cosmos and Skyfire are a bit OnO at what might happen. But it turns out that the Secret of Omega Supreme is that he has a collection and it’s of groundframes. Which he wants back. Constructicons make the worst harem, he’ll have you know.

And then the Aerialbots are created. Cue =3 from every spacefarer on Earth.

Full preview for Dark Cybertron #10/MtMtE #27 posted on Newsarama Here’s the WIPs I sent to markerguru001 as I was working on this. Note: Several metal hero references in the NAILS around of Blurr (B-Fighter Kabuto/Kawaga/Tentou) and by Skybyte (Shaider, Juspion, Captain Power, SolBraver) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH back to work! HAPPY TO SHARE THIS FINALLY!

Can somebody please write me something about some huge ‘con touching Prowl’s shiny tits and torso and Prowl being very embarrassed and angry about it because that’s all i ever wanted to read about Prowl.

So I was hoping someone else would write something, but then my word processor opened and suddenly this appeared.

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Grimmy pls

Bee, please

#So much in one pic i can't take it #Thunder get your shit together #Grimmy don't eat the cat #Soundy is Bee's couch #Don't choke Screamy Hide #This comic is golden

Decepticons/Destrons group poster, included with the 1986 “Goodbye Megatron” toy set

You ask

I try to deliver

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

This is officially a disease. I can not stop

I see we need to pass over the title of 'Horniest Fliers' from Decepticon seekers to Autobot fliers. Although should we count the cover cross-faction action as one category? Hmmm...

If you thought RiD #13 was insane, wait until #14. Have a picture of the Breakfast Club. (wanted to link a better version)