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#💣 temp post – @valeffelees on Tumblr
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the mage (affectionate)

@valeffelees

you cocked and sucked your lack of empathy
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suggestion: rainbow rowell should rewrite carry on and make everything the exact same except for a single change to chapter 19 where i am a character who appears in the background offhandedly mentioned as the mage's boyfriend thank u for listening 🫶

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my ex surprised me with a new wacom tablet today bc my drawing tablet is 10 years old and the tracking on it was getting REALLY bad and she upgraded me from a 10x6 to a 13x8 and like. ayo??! 😭

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The Mage often has a bird or two flapping around him. Robins, mostly. And wrens and sparrows. (Like Snow White.)

i'm gonna vomit from how fucking hard i'm laughing at him what the absolute metric FUCK do you mean "like snow white" don't say that don't say that don't say that i'm still coping with the tights thing

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embarrassing the way i'm in the best mood i've been in in months and it's literally bc fanart of the mage showed up on my dash. but in my own defense, i never get to see fanart of my guy (that wasn't drawn by me)!!! this is a big day for me 😭

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GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT KRISRIX DREW TODAY FOR INKTOBER DID YOU SEE IT DID YOU SEE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DID YOU SEE MY LOSERBABY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKED UP AND INSANE I AM RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO PASS OUT I THINK I HAVE A FEVER WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE WHAT IF I DIE

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in my band au davy is very zealous and charming, but he's also insanely clumsy. and weird. he tries so hard to be "cool", but every time he does some shit like sit with his chair tipped way back, without fail, he winds up falling on his ass. (davy would argue fiona pushes him more often than he actually falls, but where's your proof, david? come back with a lawyer.) and so the first time he meets lucy at her mother's coffee shop, he's trying to be all chill and shit, right, but when he goes to lean against the counter he misses and careens into a display of sample boxes instead.

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