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Hi I'm Rey (prev more-like-reyna / droloisms)

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people freaking out over celebrities cheating + demanding statements to “hold them responsible” when a celebrity’s main job is to have extramarital affairs for our entertainment…would you ask a butterfly not to leave its chrysalis…

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The Multi Formula Fest

For the multisport enjoyers- this is a crossover festival to merge F1 with multiple other sports of choice! Whether you want to pair a driver off with an athlete from another sport or drop a driver pairing into a different sport entirely, we'd love to see what you come up with.

Key Dates

  • Signups and prompts open: 13th March
  • Prompting closes: 13th April
  • Works Due: 26th May
  • Works Posted: 2nd June
  • Works Revealed: 5th June

Please feel free to message/ask this page with any questions!

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being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something

NHL hockey may be one of the only contexts in which the “I put my hair in a messy bun, went downstairs and found out my mom sold me to One Direction” situation is an actual possibility, except y/n is your favourite fourth liner and he actually gets sold to like. John Tortorella or something.

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JACK BEATING TAYLOR OMG ....JACK DRAPER U ARE A FUTURE TOP TEN PLAYER TRUST I'VE SEEN THE VISION

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The Lord of the Rings is so full of goodness. It's good on a literary quality level, but it's also just crammed full of good things written by a guy who understands goodness. It's good on a literary level, good on a moral level, good in its appreciation of so many different kinds of good things. You've got the vastness of ancient myths and the homely coziness of small towns and casual heroism from the most ordinary people. It knows a hot bath is good, an ancient legend is good, giving up everything and everyone you've known in a desperate attempt to save the world is good. So many different layers of what good is, and it understands and appreciates all of them. Very few books are to-the-core Good the way that this one is.

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Hi my name is Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc Vettel and I have short wavy chocolate hair that reaches my mid-neck and organic green eyes like the spotify logo and a lot of people tell me I look like Michael Schumacher (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Sebastian Vettel but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an athlete but I sell low-calorie ice cream. I have sunburnt pink skin. I'm also a Formula one driver, and I drive for a team called Scuderia Ferrari in Italy where I'm in the seventh season (I'm twenty-six). I'm Monegasque (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly red. I love Nahmias and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a Ferrari team kit with a matching cap and blue oversized Nahmias jeans, white socks and platform black vans. I was wearing a Richard Millen watch, APM Monaco silver jewelry, and Ray-Ban sunglasses. I was walking outside the paddock. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of McLaren staff stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Charles!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Max Verstapppen!

"What's up Max?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my engineers call me and I had to go away.

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