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rana; they/she; no brain only animal crossing mad max, transformers, dumb jokes, critters, & a few other things occasionally i write fic (& tumblr ficlets)
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had to schedule a pickup through fedex. their website is a joke so have to call in. speak clearly, slowly - but not too slow- enunciate the hell out of the address & spell it out as well

got a call from the driver this morning (woke me up >c ), trying to find the address

"1234 main street" as i gave it, was interpreted as "555 tree lane" the city was wrong the zip was wrong

what the fuuucccckkkkk did you even try?????? the state was accurate, i will give them that, but the rest was waaaaaaay off

they've mangled the address before but usually just switching around the numbers or having a similar-but-wrong street, this was. something impressively wrong.

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back in the summer i watched a movie which was based on a book and said "gee i should read the book" and i decided to not pirate it but actually check the e-book out at the library

i put my name down for a hold & was informed i would be 80-something in line

this was june

today it finally became available. five fucking months later.

update i'm already halfway finished reading it (apparently)

how the fuck did it take everyone else sooooo goddamn long

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GUESS WHO REPLACED AN OUTLET AND DIDN'T DIE OR BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSE

me :)

shaking the entire time from adrenaline, all our flashlights had run out of battery, of course there's two sets of wires on this instead of just the one

i shut off the breaker for this circuit, but the multimeter was still saying a small amount of volts so i shut off the main breaker to the entire house and it still showed a small voltage????? (0.04v) which is barely any but i thought??? there'd be??? none????????

anyway it apparently didn't matter i didn't get shocked or anything

i probably didn't need to replace the outlet at all tbh, after taking the plate off & actually looking at it. the bottom screw where it attaches to the wall was a little bit loose, and the plastic around the socket holes was kind of messed up, but the rest was totally intact wires still 100% solid

oh well no regrets better to be safe!!!!!!

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nothing like starting the day off with a heart attack to really wake you up!!!!!!!!

i have mentioned that the landlords provide a lawn service, and that they're fucking awful it's been nothing but problems (but they do keep the grass down so we live with it). well they normally are supposed to come on saturdays, and we were told there'd be "one last" job in september and they'd be done for the year.

well guess what

maggie is outside in the yard, she's still a huge huge flight risk & if she ever slips out & runs that's it we'll never see her again, and i think to myself "gee that mower-sounding-noise seems kind of close. it can't possibly be for us, but i'll double check just in case"

and it was the lawn people in our yard unannounced, of fucking course, on a day-of-the-week & month they are not supposed to be here

so i tear outside, can't see maggie can't get her to react to me calling for her, both gates are still shut so she probably hasn't gotten out yet (unless the mower noise freaked her out so bad she dug out under the fence, there's a few spots that are way too likely for my comfort......) but they could open at literally any second

i put tucker on a leash and grab him to flush her out, which shockingly works well- she still does Not want to play or be overly friendly with him, but will run back & forth with him sometimes- and get her (& tuck) back inside before any harm can be done (other than the fact that she hasn't had enough time for her morning constitutional)

i am not at all kidding when i say that my heart was going a mile a minute and i was seconds away from a full panic attack, because this would have been bad enough at any day but for it to happen when my mom is out of town????????? if i'd lost her dog on my watch??????? oh i'd have to jump in a creek & bury myself in the mud i'd be done

they CAME BACK AGAIN ?????????

and this time i had no choice but to take the dogs out even knowing the lawn people were here i waited as long as i could but they have to go out- tucker can go on walks around the block but maggie can't handle that yet (maybe ever!). so to put her in the yard i put a leash on maggie as a safeguard which freaked her out and when i opened the door she ripped it out of my hands so she might as well have not been leashed at all

and the big gate doors were open this time because the lawn people were just on break not finished so i had to frantically run after her before she decided to dart out into the wide open street

got her tho!!! and then she was so frantic to get back inside that she broke one of the struts off the porch railing shoving herself through the door

i'm so tired i don't want to keep doing this

and it's not even worth it !!!!! these lawn people are so awful they've cut the grass so short all year it's literally died in massive clumps our front lawn is just mud at this point

also they left like a big pile of leaves & one of the "yard waste" bins out in the back corner, as if they are not finished yet, but we have zero idea if they will be back and if so when???? later today? tomorrow morning? next week?????

they could literally show back up at any point open the gates of the yard & let our dogs out because they never knock or anything they just get going so we have no head's up. it's so frustrating!!!!!!!

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nothing like starting the day off with a heart attack to really wake you up!!!!!!!!

i have mentioned that the landlords provide a lawn service, and that they're fucking awful it's been nothing but problems (but they do keep the grass down so we live with it). well they normally are supposed to come on saturdays, and we were told there'd be "one last" job in september and they'd be done for the year.

well guess what

maggie is outside in the yard, she's still a huge huge flight risk & if she ever slips out & runs that's it we'll never see her again, and i think to myself "gee that mower-sounding-noise seems kind of close. it can't possibly be for us, but i'll double check just in case"

and it was the lawn people in our yard unannounced, of fucking course, on a day-of-the-week & month they are not supposed to be here

so i tear outside, can't see maggie can't get her to react to me calling for her, both gates are still shut so she probably hasn't gotten out yet (unless the mower noise freaked her out so bad she dug out under the fence, there's a few spots that are way too likely for my comfort......) but they could open at literally any second

i put tucker on a leash and grab him to flush her out, which shockingly works well- she still does Not want to play or be overly friendly with him, but will run back & forth with him sometimes- and get her (& tuck) back inside before any harm can be done (other than the fact that she hasn't had enough time for her morning constitutional)

i am not at all kidding when i say that my heart was going a mile a minute and i was seconds away from a full panic attack, because this would have been bad enough at any day but for it to happen when my mom is out of town????????? if i'd lost her dog on my watch??????? oh i'd have to jump in a creek & bury myself in the mud i'd be done

they CAME BACK AGAIN ?????????

and this time i had no choice but to take the dogs out even knowing the lawn people were here i waited as long as i could but they have to go out- tucker can go on walks around the block but maggie can't handle that yet (maybe ever!). so to put her in the yard i put a leash on maggie as a safeguard which freaked her out and when i opened the door she ripped it out of my hands so she might as well have not been leashed at all

and the big gate doors were open this time because the lawn people were just on break not finished so i had to frantically run after her before she decided to dart out into the wide open street

got her tho!!! and then she was so frantic to get back inside that she broke one of the struts off the porch railing shoving herself through the door

i'm so tired i don't want to keep doing this

and it's not even worth it !!!!! these lawn people are so awful they've cut the grass so short all year it's literally died in massive clumps our front lawn is just mud at this point

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work is dead as shit & i'm super bored the handful of "vaguely tech related websites" i visit on rotation have nothing new & there's only so many wikipedia binges i can handle

getting really tempted to read fic but i can't bring myself to do so during work hours because it's obviously not-work-related and also it's way harder to unstick my brain from a fic than a random tech-nonsense article when the phone rings etc

i brought my e-reader in and can't use it b/c the manager decided to spend the day here sitting next to me

😭 im so bored tho!!!

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work is dead as shit & i'm super bored the handful of "vaguely tech related websites" i visit on rotation have nothing new & there's only so many wikipedia binges i can handle

getting really tempted to read fic but i can't bring myself to do so during work hours because it's obviously not-work-related and also it's way harder to unstick my brain from a fic than a random tech-nonsense article when the phone rings etc

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well! i can officially check "dropped an a/c out of a window" off my list of life experiences!!!!!!!! it wasn't even unplugged yet i was just wiggling the window a bit because the sash was stuck and boom. gone. power cord ripped the fuck off the unit, plastic snapped, metal crumpled.

i'm just really really glad it happened at this house where i'm on the first floor instead of at the last place, where it would have plummeted two stories down onto the roof of the landlord's family room

a/c is toast regardless but at least it wasn't particularly new :/

FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

it was plugged in when it fell right?

well the outlet is dead. the whole circuit is dead. which weirdly is only 1/2 the outlets in my room but is my mom's entire room & bathroom

it's going to take at least a week for my room to be in a state where people can come in & do work, and that's a fucking stretch

i'm so fucked it's my fault i can't even fucking deal with myself right now

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well! i can officially check "dropped an a/c out of a window" off my list of life experiences!!!!!!!! it wasn't even unplugged yet i was just wiggling the window a bit because the sash was stuck and boom. gone. power cord ripped the fuck off the unit, plastic snapped, metal crumpled.

i'm just really really glad it happened at this house where i'm on the first floor instead of at the last place, where it would have plummeted two stories down onto the roof of the landlord's family room

a/c is toast regardless but at least it wasn't particularly new :/

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maggie mae loves being outside. i like her being outside, because any time she's unattended indoors she tends to pee and/or poop inside (usually on tucker's bed......)

but it's cold, and getting colder!

we've been propping the back porch door open, so that she can go in & out but the door to the house is closed so tucker can't also go out with her (they still don't always play nice together, also he still needs to be muzzled if he's unsupervised or he'll eat stuff). but the back porch isn't insulated or heated, so it's marginally warmer but not really warm, especially with the door wide open

i want to build her a cozy corner with a warm dog bed and maybe a heat lamp/space heater (properly secured away of course!!!!!) but first i would have to clean out the huge pile of cardboard taking up 80% of the porch and that is. a big fucking task.

all i would have to do is ask my (retired, plenty of free time!) uncle to drive over with his pickup truck so i can load the bed, and then drive down to the recycle center so i can unload it. but he will want to help, and will want to crack jokes, and the dogs will be going nuts, and also he'll have to see the house which i know my mom is super self-conscious of

so instead. idk. we only get one recycle barrel every-other-week and it usually fills very quickly, hence the pile of cardboard becoming massive

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i did not make another tragic butter miscalculation like last year, so mom's birthday cake is going okay so far!!

too bad i super regret her present & have no backups so i have to just give it to her & apologize :/ like, she won't hate it, but she also won't be able to use it for several months b/c her cataract is really bothering her :/

cake was somehow both underdone, and dry as fuck

tucker grabbed a piece off my plate >( and then when i got about half of it out of his mouth it was on the floor for a bit while my mom went to grab a paper towel & i grabbed him, and he will not stop licking the spot. i lysol'ed and then put down bitter spray and then fucking covered the spot with a towel and he's still obsessed

i mean, i'm glad someone liked it???? but it's a chocolate cake with boozy frosting. he should not be eating any of it!!!!!!

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i did not make another tragic butter miscalculation like last year, so mom's birthday cake is going okay so far!!

too bad i super regret her present & have no backups so i have to just give it to her & apologize :/ like, she won't hate it, but she also won't be able to use it for several months b/c her cataract is really bothering her :/

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