Addressing Asha's AWFUL Accompanists

So the friend group in Wish is just drop-dead AWFUL. No character development, personalities, interactions, NOTHING. The only thing we got a little bit of was the references to the seven dwarves, which wasn't very hidden at all, being that they were the absolute essence for each of their characters.

Well, let's imagine the friend group a little differently, shall we?

We know that Asha becomes the fairy godmother from Cinderella at the end of the movie. That explains how she got the magic to do so: from Star.

But it's been bothering me, that there are several other people throughout the Disney universe that don't have explanations as to why their magical. Specifically OTHER FAIRIES.

Not the fairies in Neverland, since we know their a completely different species than humans, being born from human laughs, having their own society, and so forth. I'm talking about the fairies that are completely different from Tinker Bell and never get a second thought.

So, meet Asha's new friend group, all receiving their powers from Star, similar to Asha's, for their bravery and friendship with the main characters.

Cerulean: The Blue Fairy. From Pinochio (I don't think that's spelled right, but we'll roll with it).

Flora, Fauna, and Merriweather: The Three Fairies from Sleeping Beauty. Because unless Maleficent explained something about them that I missed as a result of never watching it (I want to though), they kinda just fell off the grid and were never heard from again.

And finally, Peter Pan. He was in the movie, but just as a glancing, sad cameo, that sucked all the life and joy out of him. Seriously, Disney, you failed us on that one. He can even have a moment where he's sad that Star's leaving, and Starboy can just turn to him and say:

"Don't worry, you always know where to find me. Second Star on the right. And straight on till morning."

AGH DISNEY WHY???

On that note, I want to rewrite the entirety of Wish, so stay tuned for snipettes and behind the scenes (or whatnot). Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, and I'll see you next time. XD

This is so perfect! And it took you all of what to come up with this idea? And the writers for the greatest animation company in the world had how long to create a decent 100 year anniversary film? The sheer lack of effort and missed potential is the worst thing about "Wish."