Ladies and gentlemen, I present the courageous heroes who will save America and Gaza...
The "Progressives" Who Won't Do Anything!
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We are progressives
Who don't do anything
We stay home and we
Refuse to vote!
And if you ask us
To do anything
Well just tell you...
...We're abstaining
Well I wouldn't vote for Hillary
Cuz she was problematic
And I couldn't vote for Biden
Cuz that geezer's hit the wall
And I won't accept an ally
If we disagree on anything
And I'm not voting for Harris in the fall...!
Cuz we're "progressives"
Who won't do anything
We just like to act
Righteous online
And when minorities
Beg us to do something
We'll just tell them...
...We're "protesting!"
#veggie tales#the pirates who don't do anything#big idea#nostalgia#larry the cucumber#pirate#pirates#spoof#parody#song#gaza#palestine#rafa#hamas#two state solution#israel#kamala harris#donald trump#kids in cages#immigration#racism#antisemitism#islamophobia#misogyny#women's rights#roe v wade#afghanistan#iran#israel paletsine conflict#january 6