With elections looming on the horizon here too I kind of want a hoodie that on the front says "Trudeau sucks: fascism sucks more" and on the back it says "Vote Liberal, for a future where we can vote NDP."
Foolish ad, you expect me to pay sixteen dollars for something I could get just by turning an omega on?
Content Label: Mature: Violence
love how the first episode of Hannibal is like "all these practically identical teenage girls are going missing and we haven't even found parts of them" and Will is like *staring with glazed eyes into the ether communing with the eldritch gods*: "he's eating them" and then it cuts to a Hannibal Cooking Montage™ and you're like "wow that is some boring-ass serial killer pathology Dr Lecter, I don't find you that interesting." Then you find out that Hannibal is probably chowing down on a middle-aged male city council member who looked at his curtains funny and it's some other dweeb who's so obsessed with his daughter that he's eating every brunette in the tri-state area
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Violence
Once again thinking about the power of Will Graham to turn Hannibal Fuckin' Lecter into the POV character for the audience because you'll see this beautiful man with his frizzy curls and his big wet blue eyes just quivering with shame and horror at himself whispering brokenly, "I liked killing" and you'll be like "BABYGIRL. You should never feel bad about yourself you are so pretty you kill as many people as you want." and then eventually you'll see him lift his head and his eyes will be as clear and sharp as a polished blade beneath the sun and he will radiate power and he will not be ashamed anymore and this is his becoming and you will be like "BABYGIRL. YES. KILL PEOPLE. You are so pretty when you bare your blood-covered teeth in the moonlight and admit it's beautiful." and oh whoops haha now you're Hannibal.
local retail worker voicing complaints via omegaverse fic
modern AU Albert (a man who has never been to Tennessee nor, in fact, to a club) absolutely belting Pink Pony Club in the kitchen using a whisk as a microphone, turns around and finds Mycroft just standing in the doorway with his hands behind his back doing that very particular barely-contained smirk that Stephen-Fry-as-Jeeves does, do you see the vision?
#moriarty the patriot#yuukoku no moriarty#albert james moriarty#silliness#this is funnier the less they know each other btw#like maybe in this au they go straight to Louis working for Mycroft first and he and Albert have met like. twice.#some sort of meta joke here in stephen fry having played mycroft holmes
AU where Albert spends his time in the Tower assuming he's slowly losing his mind from long isolation and having guilty hallucinations but he's actually literally being haunted by small blonde children
user-needs-new-hyperfixation reblogged
every single reblogger has tagged this with some variation of ‘me’, except for the one person who tagged it
mycroft about sherlock:
Content Label: Mature: Sexual Themes
reaching a particular stage of broke adulthood where I ponder if there's an intersection of niche fetish content creation and my own comfort level where extra pocket money could be made. would i really mind letting strangers get off to artistically shot photos of my elbows? 😅
Content Label: Mature
Sexual themes
#silliness#please don't be alarmed i am secure in the critical things ie roof over my head food in the fridge etc#i am just tired of not having any *fun* money#and having that be my primary complaint is frankly a pretty privileged position to be in#STILL *glares at my weird feet like they're lazy employees* it'd be NICE to make some extra money
Extremely rudimentary, blurry, and completely without scale concept art for Omega Butthole that does not Bother Me:
A. Vestibule. Becomes elastic like a vagina during heats and labour, and self-lubricates during heats. Generally it operates like a normal butthole (ie lube recommended for recreational activities).
B. Babychute
C. Poopchute
Dotted line 1: some sort of sphincter or flap that remains sealed except during heats, menstruation, and labour
Dotted line 2: some sort of sphincter or flap that remains sealed during heats, menstruation, and labour
In the days leading up to a heat, a period, or a birth the omega's metabolism changes. They largely lose their appetites and what food they do consume is used by the body at almost 100% efficiency, so that Not Pooping for several days is Fine.
Heat cycles are approximately quarterly, so it's not like omegas are caught in a four week cycle where for two of those weeks they don't eat.
These omegas also have a fully functional and fertile dick and balls, making them prized for their ability to provide heirs every which way. While I suppose that makes them some kind of fantasy intersex, I wanted to emphasize the Fantasy Anatomy a bit because sometimes intersex omegas in fic are just like??? Is the A/B/O setup actually contributing anything here? Okay they're intersex! that's cool! but what makes them an omega? And my answer to that question is apparently: railroad switch in the butt.
#silliness#mind you this is not meant to hold up to any intense medical scrutiny lmao#it is meant to make *just* enough sense to bypass my brain going BUTT BABIES AAAAAGHHH#trials of fic writing#somebody who knows too much about chickens tell me if this is literally how a cloaca works#also in this universe there's definitely an urban myth about an omega getting himself pregnant.#doctors deny that it's possible but the story never stops getting passed around
*tries to figure out how Hua Cheng is standing in the volume 4 cover*
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hualian#silliness#this thing is going to haunt my nightmares#i dont even know if i can explain why it looks weird to me#it's like his torso is too horizontal for too far into the air for him to be balanced#unless he's completely between XL's thighs which LETS BE REAL he probably is#but it doesn't *look* like that#so maybe he just has reverse knees 😂
Anonymous asked:
Hmmmm what do you think Albert's Spotify Playlist would be like?
Canon Albert:
Fanon Albert:
Disclaimer: I have not actually listened to either of these playlists, I just googled and screenshotted ones that fit the joke I wanted to make because otherwise I was going to spend eight business days custom making playlists for the bit 😅
Okay tumblr thanks for that now can I see some something in rope or one of those nifty choke-chain collar thingies?
I read that last post I reblogged and then I simply could not stop myself.
Original post:
someday when the stars align and I've finished my WIPs and I'm not constantly exhausted and grumpy and so on and so forth -- and when the second part of the manga has hopefully brought my Yuumori fixation roaring back -- I'd really like to write an omegaverse AU that has all the usual smutty tropes for funsies but also has a heavy focus on the family dynamics and the...idk, cozy elements? And a large part of it would be Louis as the family alpha trying to wrangle his omega brothers into behaving like he's the mother of a horny debutante in one of those thirsty period pieces à la Bridgerton.
I can't actually remember whether it's clarified if Mount Tonglu will still function the same way after everything (I'll pay more attention this read-through lol) but if it does I have this funny mental image of Hualian sending Yin Yu off to become a Supreme like they're parents dropping off a kid at university.