my horny English-speaking friend: god, I’m dying for some cock
me: haha same!
my friend: wanna go out and get some? ;)
me: no need, I have some in the fridge!
friend: what?
me:
friend: what the fukc
#hello world#I'm making a comeback the only way I know how; w/ terrible jokes#it's been like what ? over a year ?#anyways I've been thinking abt this blog a lot and feel guilty for abandoning it#for my non-greek speaking followers this treat is called a κωκ#and the word's pronounced the exact same way as cock sooo yea a#I still giggle whenever I eat those bc I'm 12#wtf should I even tag this as#admin makes a funny#if this gets flagged is2g I'll flip