i'm like if venom snake was a 23 yo girl with tinnitus
everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune thats allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay
i have the kcd artbook thank you eastern europe
how could you do this....
it was just a mistake please forgive me it will never happen again
I AM SO SORRY
gender reveal at the serbian parliament
Ah so they finally chose the new Serbian Orthodox Pope!
For the people saying "well what else could the Democrats have done, holding up signs was all they can do!"
what are "democrats"?
and what do they have to do with the serbian parliament?
"'I have led a toothless life,' he thought. 'A toothless life. I have never bitten into anything. I was waiting. I was reserving myself for later on--and I have just noticed that my teeth have gone. What's to be done?'"
-Jean-Paul Sartre, The Age of Reason (1945)
me when I finally choose a fig from the tree only to find I have no teeth left to eat it with