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If victorians had access to time travel internet they'd be mocking the "could kill a victorian child" memes so hard. Like they would be making jokes about how their goddamn single tube of toothpaste contained more arsenic than the contents of a whole 21st century city's water system. They were feeding drugs to orphans because opium was cheaper than food. They had cocaine and the women's pantaloons were not solid, can-can dancers occasionally slipped sight of whole pussy through those things.

If you could introduce the victorians to crystal meth, we'd have time travel by now.

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kazieka

I think one of Nadja’s most overlooked traits is that she’s actually really, really good with humans (if she wants to). She was right at home with Charmaine and the girls on super bowl night, she got along better with Guillermo’s family than he did (for a while), she is absolutely CRUSHING it at her new job in finance, she’s the best hypnotist in the household?? she had that private school headmaster wrapped around her finger?? She even managed to draw humans to her vampire nightclub???? nadja’s people skills are off the charts and no one appreciates her for it!!

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I just heard a radio commercial open with It's The Epic Return Of Yellowstone! And anyway it turns out it's about the tv show like man i thought the natl park had fallen off.

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lakevida

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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goofstep

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

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My six year-old is getting big into Jumping Flash 2 and I've never been more proud

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bathroomcube

kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny

mayb im problematic for this but the thought of it happening again is kind of hilarious to me. imagine if it happened like. every year

we should build another whitehouse across the street from the one we already have and make republicans and democrats play tf2 irl

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Anonymous asked:

Are you going to let trump out live you

If you are trans you need to stay alive. You need to keep fighting. I know it’s hard. I know you’re tired. But now more than ever we need to show the world that we will not be erased. We need to show the younger generations it’s ok to be themselves. They can take away our rights but they can never destroy us. We. Will. Survive.

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message to all bitches

please survive

Source: CNN
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