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My Breath of the Wild Slow Livin' challenge is in its third iteration and let me tell you it is the only way to play this game

#I stopped fast travelling two playthroughs ago (rule 1)#at the same time as i added the “2) if Pancake (my horse) can physically come with me then he has to come with me wherever I go” rule#for this new playthrough i've added "3) you have to settle down for the evening at a reasonable time#preferably at a stable or otherwise suitable location and then feed Pancake before hunching down in front of a fire#and stare into the flames until morning#ALSO rule 4 the horse cant gallop for longer than a real horse can (ie short bursts)#all other horse travel (ie almost all travel in the game (see rule 2)) has to happen at a trot at MOST#but very recently ive reached Tarrey Town and boy lemme tell you#I already knew id be trotting across the damn continent like five times to get everyone together#but now ive added a new thing where i roleplay escorting each of them back to Tarrey Town AT THE PACE THEY WOULD NATURALLY GO#i.e. walking#I am WALKING my horse back from death mountain and gerudo and everyone else#it's actually so great to roleplay...#Pelison saw a horse for the first time and was in awe#and Grayson had to comfort him when a lightning storm broke out as we were crossing the Akkala span#obviously the Sokkala route would be more direct but Grayson and I decided the northern route was better#since we could spend the night at the stable#Kass was there and he sang for us#Now Ive just made it to Gerudo (it took five in game days)#and I am settling down in Kara Kara for the night to talk to Rhondson about my friend Hudson#The voe with the most beautiful dream in all of hyrule#and if she agrees to come with me we have a LONG walk ahead of us in the morning#this is my favourite playthough ive ever done#breath of the wild#tarrey town#legend of zelda
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How do I communicate to Spotify that no actually, this song is from my emotional breakdown playlist, kindly do not put it on my Tuesday morning smooth indie vibes daylist

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I feel like every now and again shout should in fact be able to solve something. Just a little thing. Anything. As a treat. And yet

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I donate blood sometimes because why not, you know? And a while ago I was matched with a patient at the hospital who needs blood regularly. So now, every few months, whenever they’re doing something with that patient that requires blood (surgery etc) they call me and we set up a date for me to donate, a day or two before they need the blood. The only thing that’s different for me than before, is the specific time I go to donate.

Yet now I have this odd social engagement with someone who I will never meet. Both our schedules are dictated by this shared plan, carefully set up by nurses and medical administrators, with no direct contact between us. The last week or so before I donate I think about making sure I don’t catch a bug or eat something bad, knowing that my blood will soon be in someone else who needs my blood specifically.

Its the oddest non-relationship I’ve ever had. I don’t know who they are, I don’t know why they need my blood. As it should be; I don’t need to know. It’s not my business, after all.

I hope that being able to use my blood makes whatever is wrong with them easier to deal with. We’re not even strangers passing in the night, but at the same time, we’re linked together by our bodies.

I hope, whoever they are, they’re doing ok.

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In If I Were You (The Missing Member) Jess plays Darren Vapes for about five seconds and. Oh boy. Oh my god dude

in trade school two, Jess plays Janice Wood for about 37 minutes and. Oh Boy. Oh my god dude.

In Space Rocks! Jess plays Captain Midnight for about 35 minutes and. Oh boy. Oh my god dude.

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being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity

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Ok but hold up. Scientific question. In f!booth x brennan, who wears the strap

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