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open my coffin all you'll find is books

@unrealthings / unrealthings.tumblr.com

Suspect (35) is composed of diamonds and dubious decisions when not entirely made of caffeine, aspirin and tungsten carbide. Burglary is the only answer.
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accidentally did the thing where I got really into a writing groove and now, having completed the task, Can't Sleep

But I did send a chapter proposal :) it will be rejected but. Feels good to play with words and have them work exactly as they should.

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zillychu

easy life hack for becoming a nicer person: get older and more tired. u simply do not have the energy to deal with drama. u do not entertain the bloodthirsty. don't care too sleeby

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zillychu

conversely, as u get older and more tired, your tolerance for bullshit goes down the drain. u do not have the energy to deal with it. it does not belong. get out. I will not dance around and politely shoo the drama out with a feathery broom I will send a bulldozer at 80 mph

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zillychu

what I'm saying is as you age you walk more and more softly and carry a bigger and bigger stick. this is why the elderly are so powerful btw

#The Current Situation#:))))))))))))))) please picture some 90 year olds trying to belt Raise a little hell
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go fuck yourself and your oh so helpful suggestions at quarter past midnight--> normal email reaction

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me: giant spider who lives in the abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of town, are you free on thursday because I am free on thursday

theym: which obimaul au is this

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