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i dont understand carrds so im just pinning this:

25yo

current interests (tagged):
tgcf

ffxiv

DND (sideacct @unwaveringpaladin)

my ocs (toyhouse acct)

i mainly just rb things but if you don't want me following you, you can sb me or msg me it's fine 👍

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having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

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mossworm

imagine sitting around outside doing nothing and suddenly a giant beast delicately places a cookie into your mouth

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a-yoda-a-day

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

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valtsv

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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axiusdragon
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

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aquar-io

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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acekoral

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

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sentientsky

how could anyone hate rose tyler. the woman ran around starting unions, killing FUCKING SATAN, travelling between not only time and space, but dimensions, and becoming LITERAL FUCKING GOD. and she’s a symbol of irrepressible guilt and agony and love and light and resilience and courage. all rose haters can go eat mud

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