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KAToph

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Half-assing life as gracefully as I can. This blog is a meme vector. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🧚‍♀️✨ Kris or Toph. She/her. Neurodivergent queer parent. Late-30s. 6'9", IQ 420.
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The danger zone for perishable food is between 40F and 140F or 4C and 60C. If your food is in that range for more than an hour, do not try to refrigerate it again, but you can still eat it safely. If it has been in the danger zone for over two hours, you do not eat that. You throw it away.

This is why you do not let things thaw out in the open sitting in the sink. The outside of it is in the danger zone while the inside is still thawing. Defrost things in the fridge or run cold water over the packaging for a bit.

Also it is not best practice to put covered boiling hot food in the fridge. That will make the inside of it be in the danger zone for longer. Let your food cool off uncovered at room temperature for about half an hour first or place it in its container in an ice bath for about ten minutes. Whichever you’d rather do.

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vann-haal

For the record for anyone worried, it won't kill you if you don't strictly adhere to this but you will absolutely have tummy troubles. If you've got issues with IBS etc, maybe try adhering to these rules and see where it gets you. You do have an immune system for a reason but it's best practice not to test it too far

You increase your risk for food poisoning every time you break food safety rules. Food poisoning is usually not deadly but it can still be dangerous and still has a chance of causing damage to your system. And food safety can absolutely save your life or save you from permanent injury under the right circumstances. I sustained permanent damage to my digestive system and lost my ability to fully absorb vitamins from a bacterial infection and I have to take vitamin supplements for the rest of my life now. I spread this information to reduce the risk of something similar happening to others.

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boochanz

hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing

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He's literally me fr

How many times do you think he has to do this a day with how popular his game is

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zzoupz

why do you think deltarune chapter 3 is taking so long...

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ITS ALL GOOD ^_^ YAYYYYYY

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curoopeez

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

While I'm sure a lot of people would agree with this post, I didn't mention any day of the week nor brought up color theory, so unless people take this reply as a challenge this is gonna be just another flop

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

I mean you could write

a haiku. Those work sometimes.

Haikus are hard though.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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kilbaro

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

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madsciences

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

Evolution didn’t care about fittest or best, it cares about the CARE MINIMUM.

Which is a being a giant leather rice cake.

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texnessa

AUTO REBLOG OF PACIFIC SUNFISH. MOTHER NATURE AT HER MOST WHIMSICAL. THE FARTHEST YOU GET FROM FISH DESIGN AND STILL CALL IT A FISH. AKA FLOATING CARDBOARD IN FISH FORM.

They aren’t useless, you monsters! The fact that they eat so many jellyfish is their exact ecological purpose. They are a key part of controlling jellyfish blooms. Sunfish keep jellyfish from taking up all the available space

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saathiray

All hail these jellyfish vacuums who make sure the other delicate creatures of the deep are not accidentally murdered by the jellyfish

Sea Roomba, you say?

After being in Japan for one of the Jellyfish blooms these giant floating rice cakes might be in my top three favorite fish now since they eat the damn things.

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weaselle

just so you understand how important it is for things to eat jellyfish, this is what jellyfish “blooms” look like

if anything we wish sunfish were twice as big. We used to think almost nothing eats jellyfish, but thank goodness we’re finding several other creatures snack on them, but very few specialize in them as much as sunfish do

Sweet tapdancing baby Jesus in drag it’s an Arms Race To The Bottom, along the r/K-selector axis, leaning hard into r.

It’s the perfect mass-spawn food-chain.

The Mola is leathery to protect from Jellyfish; they can bloom with them as needed; they drift in the same sort of currents; and who needs a brain when your prey runs on an 8b neural net?

Fucking. Genius. Well. Actually the opposite of “Genius”

Fuck I love evolution sometimes

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feyosha

JELLY REAPER GOD

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

for context reasons, this is how a gif I used in a recent gifset looks like without any adjustments/coloring whatsoever:

and here it is afterwards:

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5ummit

I truly don’t think people realize how dingy and dark most movies and tv shows actually are so they can’t appreciate the work and skill it takes to make gifs look the way your brain “remembers” it looking.

Another before and after example:

This gif needed 6 different adjustment layers, not including the sharpening process, which is its own separate challenge. The blue window was also changed to green to keep the palette more consistent and to reduce the range of colors needed, because a wider range of colors generally results in worse gif quality since gifs only support a max of 256 (compared to the millions your monitor can display).

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uuuhshiny

yeah…

I was already going to reblog this because gifmakers need all the love, but the little lambie made sure that I was definitely going to do it.

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arcanegifs

dark scenes are truly the bane of every gifmaker’s soul

The ecosystem of tumblr fandom relies on gif makers - put some respect on their names!!

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I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but...STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the "teehee THEORETICALLY" shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys... this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now

Saying it louder for the motherfuckers in the back. I know everyone likes their internet clout but sometimes you own things that you shouldn't be taking PICTURES of let alone posting them

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People who talk about what population density is necessary to "justify" a rail system are wrong but they're wrong in the opposite way from how they think. Even in Japan which has more than twice the population density of China the rail system is not profitable. JR makes most of its profit by operating malls and collecting rent from vendors. If you blindly follow profit instead of considering the broader social benefits the result will always be putting your rail system into a death spiral of rationalization. Stop expecting public transport to turn a profit that's not what it exists for.

The profit transit turns is in what it avoids (car driven development, the ponzi scheme of the suburbs) and in the economic and human opportunity that it creates in the areas it serves. It's a circulatory system. Imagine saying your lungs weren't turning a profit because all they do is move air around. They make everything else in your body possible.

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