Here’s a fun prank idea! Throw malachite into an aquarium and watch it fall down to the bottom! When the Tumblrs come by to see the fishies, they will automatically start sobbing and say “lapis didn't deserve this!” Watch as their knees buckle and flames spiral everywhere while their eyes start bleeding and their screaming pierces your ears. You smile as your master plan has broken several people’s hearts and sent their souls to the pits of hell were I reign. I will in return, give you one goldfish. DoeSn’T ThAT SouNd FUn!