So, fun fact, Ohime-sama in japenese basically translates to “princess”, so Ronaldo is calling Jane his princess, which is adorable. Tbh, their ship is as good, if not better than Lars and Sadie’s ship.
As Megan would probably say, “Ronaldo, why are you grabbing your boob, you boob.”
“Hello, this is Ronaldo, and this is ‘Between Two Ferns.’”
Episodes on Mondays for Steven Bombs should be known as the depressing episodes. But what if the Steven Bomb follows a pattern?
I suppose I should put a spoiler cap here. You have been warned.
Amethyst: *has some serious backstory and emotional problems caused by her past*
Amethyst: *tries to fit in with the others*
Amethyst: *has enough and lashes out against the people she loves and holds close to her heart*
Tag: wow, I don't even wanna see Amethyst anymore, what a shame.
Amethyst: ...
Lars: Welcome to the misunderstood club!
Ronaldo: Welcome!
Connie's family: Hey mind if we join?
Peedee: We accept everybody that is misunderstood in the SU tag. Instead of them, we have each other!
*Sobs are heard in the distance as camera fades out*
"A smile in the dark can light up any sky." ~Me probably unknowingly quoting somebody.
How I'm about to break your heart.
Imagine if Sadie was Ronaldo in this scene:
Someone please tell me that these two are related.
Weekly theory time! A time where I make theories late at night because I somehow think best then. You know the gist of it, spoilers ahead... let's begin.
Ok it looks like every one of my theories is going to relate back to the gem war, but we may have some actual proof. Not what Ronaldo would call "truth". snake people are real, they are just waiting... seriously though let's get some evidence.
This statement was from the official KBCW blog on tumblr. It is managed by some of the crew. This statement was retrieved from it:"Polymorphic Sentient Rocks!!! They’re here to hollow out the Earth!!! It’s all a part of the great Diamond Authority!!!!" Ronaldo may be onto something here.
Although I cannot prove that they are here to hollow out the Earth, there is one statement I would like to retrieve from the quote. "Great Diamond Authority" sounds pretty familiar. wait a minute...
The diamond... upside down...
The mural...
The headcanon...
It all comes together...
WHAT IF THE GEMS ARE GETTING THE OTHER GEMS BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL SURVIVE. WHAT IF THE DIAMOND FORCES ARE MINING PLANETS FOR SURVIVAL. HOLLOWING EM UP UNTIL THEY COLLAPSE. THAT'S WHAT THE MURAL SHOWS. ROSE QUARTZ STOPPING DIAMOND FROM MINING UP THE MINERALS FROM EARTH.
Ronaldo, you sneaky genius. Looks like Ronaldo is on the right track. Best of luck to him. That's all for tonight folks, see you later!