this is probably a good time to bring my cohost link back

actually, fuck you! new pinned. here's info about me:

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i usually despise reblogging posts that tell me to reblog them so if i like a "reblog to _" post from you that counts as me doing the thing (just realised this is the second time i added that info to my pinned. it's staying tho)

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cat haters and dog haters dni

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i hate posts that tell me to reblog them so if i like your "reblog to _" post understand that im doing that

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the tags on this post are mostly for myself but you can check em out if you wanna

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

None of these words are in the bible.

au contraire, mon ami

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

Source

@foxgirlwizard nipping you!

路駐してもバレないバイクちょっと良いな https://x.com/yuruhuwa_kdenpa/status/1840518223370088684

good morning

you can shake him. he enjoys it

@foxgirlwizard can i do this to you?

gently cause gives headache ♡

the fast jolty movement or the firm grab?

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

What a time to be alive.

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

You get a sword but you won’t like where

This makes me laugh every single time

The idea of American students regularly getting 100/100 scores is so funny. In The Netherlands they will never give you that. A 100 is for god

as an american studying in the netherlands they truly do leave room for jesus between your grade and a 10. why have it if ur not gonna use it bby 🥺

To teach humility

mostly to teach you that overachievibg is bad and to create class (the economic type) distain towards overachievers

you can shake him. he enjoys it

@foxgirlwizard can i do this to you?

funni headstompers comic

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