notes apps are like:

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

if I saw a portal i would enter it no questions asked

I literally did this in a dream and the portal took me to Hell.

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

@unilady99 G I Joe

@leviathis-krade No, no. You misunderstand. G I Joe already craves vengeance. I want a doll made for girls that didn't originally crave vengeance but now does. Because then I could give her an amazing backstory.

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Collect all 5 Vengeance Barbies while Stocks Last

Ronin Warrior - Help Barbie seek vengeance for the death of her Master with the Katana hidden in her Parasol Dearg Due - Cursed by an unhappy marriage, Barbie rises from the dead to devour her abusive husband and the father who sold her to him Femme Fatale - Think you can solve a mystery around Barbie? Oh no… Barbie is a doll to die for! comes with a fur coat you can remove dramatically Birthright - Because her Mother married below her status Barbie was cut from the family’s wealth and place as heir to their noble title. Help Barbie take out those aristocrats with her collection of plotting accessories.

and Blood Promise - Barbie will make them pay for the murder of her sister. that’s a promise. does this tickle your fancy @unilady99 

I love it. I'll buy them all.

as long as i strike terror into the hearts of my enemies what does it matter what my “gender” is

i don’t identify as “male” or “female” i identify as a threat

Draco: 

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but you don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort.

I can help you maybe. 

Ginny / Luna

Holy shit. This is amazing. Absolutely beautiful. Fantastic. I love it.

everyone talks about minding their business on tumblr and I reblog the posts and shit but I’m a fake. I’m the nosiest bitch on the planet I will beg for info I wanna know the full story with details

I am 1,000 followers of 400K

Ain't that fucking insane. Why are you guys following me???

Cuz we stan

I fought mr. walm himself in a walmart parking lot

Did you win, Fish?

oh, ‘fish’ was my old name. from now on please call me mr. walm

Did you marry the original mr. walm or did you kill him and steal his identity?

do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

@unilady99 then you haven’t watched Small Soldiers. I almost fear barbies.

Also not to be confused, I agree 100% with this post.

I completely forgot about that movie. You just put the full fear of barbie in me. An inanimate vengeance craving barbie will be fine.

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.