unidentifiedwhistlingobject reblogged
not a huge fl*wer enjoyer (I <3 disgusting plants with twisted lore) and less so am a commercial fl*wer enjoyer (find it unsettling when they’re named a barcode) but whoever was responsible for mums DID kinda did go off with it I cannot deny
me: can’t even walk down the damn street anymore without a bee trying to tell me about the flowers 2 inches to my left like they’re mother nature’s best gift to earth and everybody
me when I see a plant in a decorative pot that’s been bred so all the flowers bloom at once in a continuous rounded dome kind of growth habit: and I can touch it you say? with an open palm?