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Friendship between a Slytherin and a Ravenclaw would include

 • the perfect duo.  • helping the slytherin with homework.  • the slytherin standing up to bullies.  • the slytherin never expresses feelings.  • the ravenclaw not really caring.  • knows how much they mean.  • the slytherin not caring about status.  • defending the ravenclaw from snape.  • sarcastic remarks here and there.  • witty comebacks.  • annoying the shit out of each other.  • trash talking each other face to face.  • if fighting don’t bother trying to solve it.  • you’ll only get hurt.  • verbally and physically.  • jinxing each other.  • if serious, blood might be spilled.  • hexes flying everywhere.  • teachers trying to break them apart.  • only for them to getting hexed as well.  • making up after a week or two.  • late night studying.  • the ravenclaw doing all the work.  • the slytherin eating while watching.  • “don’t you want to help?”  • “i am, i’m observing.”  • “with your mouth stuffed?”  • “that’s how i observe the best!”  • sneaking into each others dorms.  • close with the other’s family.  • all in all the perfect friendship that no one really understands but admires.

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