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just keep going.

@unicornmunch / unicornmunch.tumblr.com

💖Ali💖 wow it’s crazy how time flys & things change and here I am years later still venting to strangers on the internet.
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so like i've spent about an hour trying to figure out how to eat my taco attractively.. and i ended up only eating the shell because while i was struggling all the meat fell out of it..

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just so everyone knows..

i have cold pizza, weed, and my dog is currently cuddling next me as i watch Salem's Lot because it's a wonderful movie.  

i hope you all are jealous of my loner life style. 

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everything is better when you're high:

food: let me eat everything and be okay with being the size of a whale.
friend gets hit by a bus: "LOL what are you stupid?"
sex: "jesus. what is this magical sensation in my vagina?"
animals: "omg omg omg. it's so cute" *cries.*
TV: nothings on, lets watch car commercials and talk about how great they are.
everything soft: "this is so beautiful. you're beautiful. everyone is beautiful."
rude people: "i love you. it's okay you're beautiful."
internet: LET ME JUST MESSAGE EVERYONE I HAVE EVER HAD FEELINGS FOR AND TELL THEM HOW NEEDY I AM. and feel great about doing so.
hands: "wow... i'm so glad i have these... look at them move. omg."
gorgeous person: "oh my god, i love you. just let me have your kids someday."
horny: masturbation. porn. vaginas. penises. all SO much more beautiful.
life in general: "god this feels so great." *cries some more.*
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