everything is better when you're high:

food: let me eat everything and be okay with being the size of a whale.

friend gets hit by a bus: "LOL what are you stupid?"

sex: "jesus. what is this magical sensation in my vagina?"

animals: "omg omg omg. it's so cute" *cries.*

TV: nothings on, lets watch car commercials and talk about how great they are.

everything soft: "this is so beautiful. you're beautiful. everyone is beautiful."

rude people: "i love you. it's okay you're beautiful."

internet: LET ME JUST MESSAGE EVERYONE I HAVE EVER HAD FEELINGS FOR AND TELL THEM HOW NEEDY I AM. and feel great about doing so.

hands: "wow... i'm so glad i have these... look at them move. omg."

gorgeous person: "oh my god, i love you. just let me have your kids someday."

horny: masturbation. porn. vaginas. penises. all SO much more beautiful.

life in general: "god this feels so great." *cries some more.*

i hate myself.. why did i eat?...

i promised you i'd eat... i ate.

so my mother told me not to eat for the next two days, so this dress will look okay on me.

i'm glad she's encouraging my eating disorders.

how can you not notice i don't even eat half the time?? really. thanks.

this just shows i'm not the only one that knows how fat i am.

ate too much... brb...