i'll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

HENRY CAVILL as GERALT OF RIVIA Netflix’s The Witcher ‧ What is Lost?

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

i think a tree would probably bark

Blocked

I'm currently reading Onyx Storm, so it only felt fitting to paint an illustration based on that 🖤✨️🖌

the replies 💀

I have laughed so much at this post, especially the close-up of Beast's bedroom eyes, and the reblogs:

And then this one killed me:

Can't believe no one has posted her reaction

seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on 

Only day you can reblog this

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

Empyrean Series - Violet Sorrengail and Xaden Riorson

Shadows beckons, Light calls

fret not, dear heart

drama queens, both of them

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

*notices unprotected sex* oh my god, it's fucking raw! shameful, really. wow.

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.