dost thou want to live fergaliciously?

yilfa snorgelsson // on earth we're briefly gorgeous

NO girls should flirt with me because they will find out that as soon as it gets to the sexy talk stage i cant turn off the jesters spirit and i will continue to make jokes. there is no sexy in me only the bit and brother i stay chompin

kristen applebees core

also Margaret "snake eyes" Encino

also Timothy "grocery bag full of rotting apples" Goose

what i'm hearing is that this is just Ally Beardsley core

lest we forget Pete "she's so much more than a skeleton" Conlan

Murphy's law states, "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time."

The Murphy in question is, of course, Mr Brian Murphy of Dimension 20, who has been cursed by the dice gods and can only roll the opposite of what he needs when he needs it most

sometimes your family is just

so, just to keep things clear for my own sake, thus far we have

the Fairies: trying to restore the “original” canon because they believe that, even though many of those stories involved tragedy at the outset and/or throughout, it’s best to cling to the status quo in hopes of avoiding divine ire (the Authors)

the Stepmother: refusing to accept the way she was written, dealing with it by going on a full-on multidimensional murder spree in a “if I can’t get what I want then nobody gets what they want” kind of way, even at the cost of her daughters

the Princesses: refusing to settle for the tragedies inherent in their stories, but unable to separate themselves from those tragedies/the tragedies they have racked up along the way, ultimately believing that the only true clean start at this point is an apocalyptic one, the big The End

Destiny’s Children: really in it now

Your husband? We turned him fully into a frog. Yeah, sorry. Yeah he gave up his humanity for you, yeah. He did this after hearing that you only care for him now, not love him. Yeah…sorry.

Tonight on “7 Nerdy Millennials go off the Rails”

Oh but you were too good for the "donkey" dogs, huh?

say hi, intrepid heroes!

shoutout to my friend who has refused to watch Neverafter from day 1 but has now been convinced by lou wilson's "where the white women at", specifically the clip with the fairy minis in the most recent adventuring party.

Typical of me to be persuaded by the mere mention of “huge fairy jugs”

Brian Murphy: I REFUSE to participate in this LEERING at the fairy minis.

Emily Axford (his’s wife): Lol Murph look how huge these tits are.

little red riding hood and the big bad wolf

pinocchio's and pib's epilogues

hat.

Endless Neverafter