Ally in never stop blowing up is so funny, they don’t have the regular mystery solving crew so they’re stepping up to move the plot forward while everyone is buying shirts at the hotel gift shop. Bringing up the right names, asking the right questions. Iconic of them. I’m getting whiplash from last season.
kristen’s inspiring speeches
behold the ice feast, gov'na
He's been there the whole time
The Litany of Saint Kristen Applebees
St. Kristen Applebees, Prophet of Cassandra, The Seeker of Truth, The Ever-Changing, Patron of the Lonely, Solace of the Forgotten The Resurrected The god-saviour The god-killer
I think part of what made Fantasy High so beautiful is that Brennan was acutely aware that DnD was new not only to (a part of) his players, but also the audience. So he looked them in the eyes and said take my hand. This is how magic works. Also. An important thing. In here. We go batshit. There's an entire dimension in your jacket and they do not want you to ask follow-up questions. Your principal just shot someone in the head. Your god is real and he loves you but also he's kind of a loser frat boy. This man is getting his magical powers through the power of No Fap. Rock music is the source of immaculate conception. Don't be scared to create literally anything with me, you are safe here. Not from the rōmænce partner you lied about having but. From the judgement of the cruel mistress we call reality. Look at me. Laws are threats and the police is an occupying army and we will get ice cream.
god the way the rat grinders are in the story is so good, like brennan is basically holding up an old photo of the bad kids and going "look at what you could've become if you didn't let yourself experience life the way you guys already have, if you restricted yourself into just 'being stronger' and not becoming who you want to see in the world" this will never not haunt me in the best way
evil european bagz player from [bleep] jess mckenna is so oddly special to me
GOD imagine being the folks in arborly and like you’ve been trying for literally hundreds of years to reclaim your ancestral homeland and then like a group of teenagers show up like ‘yea we’re gonna go in there and save it. yea it’s our sophomore year project it’s worth like a LOT of our grade don’t wanna repeat the year haha’ AND THEN THEY DO
If god hates the gays why do we keep winning
nothing, everything, children, glass
She brennan on my lee til i mulligan
She wennan on my wee til i wulligan
