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Ungoliantschilde

@ungoliantschilde / ungoliantschilde.tumblr.com

My name is John and I am into Comics, Movies, Artwork, Painting, Rock'n'Roll and Music in General and Pop-Culture in particular. I enjoy polite discussions and requests!
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Your very official alcoholic beverage announcement: the Finnish beer brewery Karhu (Bear in Finnish) has made a nice stout. The logo is by JP Ahonen of among other things @belzebubsofficial fame.

Good taste, kick-ass comic art and as seen great after sauna drink.

Please follow my buddy, Hagar the Horrible he took a break from Tumblr for a while, but he’s back now. And he’s occasionally kinda cool.

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some Vintage Guinness ads by John Gilroy.

He was hired by Guinness through his advertising firm back in the 1920s. These ads made Guinness world famous. Original posters from that era in good condition are extremely collectible and very pricey. One of the posters I found while googling these was listed for over $3k, and it was in rough shape.

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So... "Boy", You want me to dress up in a gorilla costume, put on a weird metal teeth mask, and then you're gonna dip me into a vat of Beer?

Kinky.

A few questions:

Will there be Women at this event? What kind of Beer? Will you have chips afterwards?

If your answers are satisfactory, I am game.

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Life is wonderful in Schlitzerland, USA.  1958

I bought a six pack of Schlitz once, as a result of my curiosity born from seeing a bunch of these ads.

Compared to Milwaukee's Best, Natural Ice, Bud Light Lime, or any of the other beers that are sold in packs of 30 for $15.00 bucks to college kids, Schlitz is noticeably worse.

It is literally the worst beer I have ever drank. I apologized to my taste buds after drinking a sip of one bottle. I then threw the whole six pack away. Horrible, horrible, horrible.

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http://Ungoliantschilde.tumblr.com: Kronenbourg 1664 (pronounced Crow-Nen-Burg) is one of the best beers I have ever tasted, and my wife calls me a Beer Snob.

Also, as comparison, Stella Artois and Heineken are the two biggest beer suppliers for European sporting events. Stella & Heineken are the equivalent of Budweiser or Miller. If you catch my drift. ________________________________________________________

http://ipoopfire.tumblr.com: Budweiser and Heineken are piss. Miller is drinkable. Stella is delicious. That is all. Thank you. _________________________________________________________

http://Ungoliantschilde.tumblr.com: I will concede that Miller Lite is the best of the cheapo-beers that get advertised all the time.

Stella is the Corona of European Beer. If you do not know what that means, you have clearly never had a CAN of Tecate or a bottle of Modelo (Drink the Tecate from a can is the point.) Dos Equis is not bad, but I like a can of Tecate more.

And Thank YOU for writing!

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Benjamin Franklin was born January 6-17 (exact date in dispute) of 1705, died on April 17, 1790. He was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States.

He was a renowned polymath:

A leading author-he wrote a lot of stuff. Just… Look it up.

A newspaper printer-he created a Newspaper in Philly, and was published in the Boston Newspaper as a teenager, writing under the pen name of “Silence Dogood".

A political theorist-helped write & outline the U.S. Constitution.

A politician-President of Pennsylvania.

A postmaster-He was instrumental in the creation of the U.S. Postal Service. Next time you bitch about the USPS, think about this: it costs less than a dollar to mail a letter from NYC to LA, and it will get there in less than a week. In comparison, sending a letter across town in Tokyo costs about $5.00. Think about it.

A scientist-he didn’t ‘discover electricity’. He just proved that lightning IS electricity. He also was a major contributor the “American Enlightenment" period, especially in the field of physics.

A musician-Violin, I believe. Amongst other instruments.

An inventor-Flexible Catheters, the lightning rod, bifocals, the Franklin stove, a carriage odometer, and the glass harmonica, and a variety of others.

A satirist-he wrote some funny shit. (Basically taking pop-shots at King George.)

A civic activist-during the Revolutionary War, the U.S. lost Boston. Yes, we did. Under the command of General George Washington, the Continental Army repelled the British Forces, and retook Boston. Boston was Franklin’s hometown, and he was fighting in the streets when Washington kicked the British out.

A statesman and diplomat-As I said before, he was the President of Pennsylvania, he was also the ambassador to France.

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-Nextwave Versus the spawn of a terrorist cell disguised as a patriotic American Corporation. 

-Nextwave know that science is a trick on white people and that the shamans of the desert, the jungle, and the steppe have hated Stephen Hawking for five thousand years. 

-Nextwave: You must buy six copies of this comic now.

-Nextwave are in your room and touching your stuff. 

-Nextwave should only be taken in 100mg doses and NEVER through the urethra. 

-Nextwave: Blatantly wasting your money since 2006. 

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