Ungoliantschilde

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

🎶Province with a rat quell! Rodent power!🎵

On the Deer thing.

I live and work on a Midwest farm. We grow corn and soybeans. Wheat is grown in the area as well.

If you are a vegan and you eat soy or vegan anything… the farmers that grow it have killed deer in order for you to tell yourself that no animals were harmed. They are that much of a problem. The plastics in Tupperware and ziplock bags are partially made with oils derived from Soy and Corn. It is unavoidable.

You will spend more money and time avoiding soy and corn products than you can possibly fathom. And on top of the constantly changing governmental regulations that affect the farming industry, deer hunting is getting more expensive by the day. Killing a deer with a bow costs about $60.00 a shot. And we are helping you. You ungrateful, self-righteous motherfuckers. We tagged 65 deer last year and donated almost 400 lbs of processed ground meat to the local shelter. And still we are demonized.

This is the basic premise: the Midwest is the cradle of farming for Western Civilization. Period. Whitetail Deer are so enormously overpopulated that none of you would enjoy a loaf of bread or a soy latte if people like me and my neighbors didn’t do everything we can to control the population. By killing Deer. I have never met a farmer that likes Deer.

A deer would probably be shocked to learn that humans actually control the cars. They probably think of cars as a completely separate entity.

It depends on the frequency, actually. Deer are more attuned to movement and noise. The type of each is kind of irrelevant. They know when something does not feel normal, is the best way to put it.

Deer that are in the woods near a highway become accustomed to the sounds of the highway very quickly. Deer that live near gravel roads are a lot more jumpy.