ungoliantschilde reblogged
this shall be, our shining champion:
the God-Armor Burning Fist Mark XVII-B
the perfect weapon to defend us from the invaders. the perfect weapon to show the perfectness of our cause.
naturally, we will allow a teenager to drive it after we leave it sitting around unguarded and the teenager demonstrates great aptitude for piloting stolen equipment. equipment that cost our government the equivalent of 16 Trillion Dollars, but the teenager is so brash and so full of angst, the teenager MUST pilot this perfect weapon.
