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This is so fucking funny

I’ve actually seen bits and pieces of the movie, and it is soooo bad. And it’s not “so bad it’s good”. It’s not bad in an amusing way. For the time, the cinematography and the costumes are comparable. It was meant to compete with the other early-mid 90s cop buddy action comedies, and it’s filmed in a comparable way. It’s just a poorly written film. I think I was like 13 or 14 and I remember it being boring. I was a 13 year old boy that was bored to tears by a prime era Sylvester Stallone action comedy movie. It’s just this bland, boring nothing that wastes an hour and a half of your life.

So, yeah, Arnie trolling Sly into making this turd sandwich is goddamn hilarious.

Jean-Claude Van Damme, Street Fighter (1994)

even by Van Damme movie standards, this movie SUCKED. I saw it when I was like, 12-13 and I thought it was a stupid movie that did not do the Street Fighter franchise Justice. Seriously. Just awful. Raul Julia slummed as M Bison in this flick, and JCVD in no way whatsoever sounded like an American Air Force Colonel. He sounded and looked like a French/Belgian kick boxer. Awful movie. Awful.

No, seriously.

Remember the first Mortal Kombat movie, with that awful techno song that was just a guy yelling "MORTAL KOMBAT!!" and then "FIGHT!!" and "FINISH HIM!!" and a constant techno beat? That movie was clearly a better film than the Street Fighter movie. The directing, the story, the fight scenes, and the acting were all much, much better. Noticeably so.