mouthporn.net
@undefeatednils on Tumblr
Avatar

Nils' Ramblings

@undefeatednils / undefeatednils.tumblr.com

Agender leftist, 32 years old, not spoiler-free, rambling lover of nuance and speculative fiction. Please note that I'm categorically not sharing fundraisers.
Avatar

Nils' General Info Post

I decided to compile a few things you'd normally find up in my description plus my old pinned post into one:

1) My name is Nils, I'm German, neurodivergent, and 32 years old.

2) I'm bi & agender. They/them pronouns are preferred, he/him are perfectly fine, any others I don't mind ^^

3) I rarely tag content, but useful tags from my blog which I try to use are #deutsch (for German content), #Nils talking (for personal stuff), #anonask (for anonymous asks), #long post (for longer than average posts), #mycrappyart (for art and creative writing) and #wholetthedogsout (for posts which are a bit more risque).

4) I do run an active sideblog, thehomelybrewster.tumblr.com, which I use to share DnD homebrew, including original creations.

If there's something you need me to tag, please message me, and I'll try to keep it tagged for future posts, but I won't start tagging specific fandoms or spoilers.

Avatar
Avatar
raptorific

I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

Avatar
mousathe14

[From Max Landis’ amazing “American Alien” series about Superman.] SO GOOD

SCREAM 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 BACK 👏🏻 SO EVERYONE 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 HEAR

Avatar
logisticbumm

His shit eating grin in the last one sells it

I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target.

Avatar
joshscorcher

Still one of my favorite clips from Superman: The Animated Series.

This has gotten bigger since I last saw it ant that’s FANTASTIC

Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised.

I’ve never seen this post but it just became my favorite post on the internet

Wanna know the kicker?

In the first chapter of JLA’s “Divided We Fall Arc” both Clark and Bruce reveal their civilian identities to the rest of the League. This is post “Tower of Babel” where nobody but Clark still trusts Batman, and in order to start building trust again, Clark urges Bruce to unmask himself to the rest of the team because Bruce obviously knows who everyone else is. Bruce agrees on one condition, Clark has to “unmask” himself as well.

When the big reveal goes down, Kyle Rayner says it best re: Clark being Superman: “He doesn’t…wear a mask. I never even…thought he had a…day job…”

That’s right, the canon reason why nobody makes the connection between Superman and Clark Kent is because nobody thinks that Superman HAS a civilian identity.

Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the 1978 Superman film.

There was actually a story where a scientist at Lexcorp developed a computer program to analyse all available evidence and work out who Superman is

It figured out he was Clark…and Lex fired the scientist for wasting company resources because he COULDN’T BELIEVE that Superman would ever “Pretend” to be human because it would mean pretending to be “Weak”

90% of Superman’s disguise is everyone else doing the work for him

Avatar
ayellowbirds

the best secret identity of all.

dc comics heritage post

after a thread of superhero analysis, “in the word of Keanu” hit me like a fucking truck

Avatar

"Es mag Leute geben, die den Tortenangriff auf Christian Lindner auch noch witzig finden-" Ja Frau Frontal-Moderatorin das tue ich tatsächlich, weil eine Rasierschaumtorte ins Gesicht des Ex-Finanzministers ausgehend von einer fellow Politikerin vielleicht ein ganz kleines Bisschen was anderes ist als Lokalpolitiker auf offener Straße zu attackieren und aufs Äußerste zu verprügeln, aber das ist nur meine unprofessionelle Einschätzung als linksgrünversiffte Tumblr-Userin

Avatar

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

Avatar

One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

Living is hard, but dying would be a pity.
You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.
mouthporn.net