Me: I don't really care about Dragon Age anymore
DA: mentions dwarves and grey wardens
Me, stumbling around with my giant clown shoes: WHAT WAS THAT
I fucking jinxed myself with this one, lads
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Me: I don't really care about Dragon Age anymore
DA: mentions dwarves and grey wardens
Me, stumbling around with my giant clown shoes: WHAT WAS THAT
I fucking jinxed myself with this one, lads
Our dog seems to have started a new weekly tradition where he'll find and roll himself in some absolute rancid shit every Friday. Last week it was a dead rat, today it was literal dog shit.
The stinkiest boy is really living up to his name.
Oh no I just realized I could probably play Veilguard in bed with a controller if I wanted to
re: that last reblog, I'm basically that (edited) cartoon of a dog that's like "pls pet? NO! no touch! only pet"
Not to be dramatic but Little Kitty, Big City might just be the best video game ever made
Did they fuck up the recipe over there too? They recently changed it over here in Europe, and now they're really hard and flavorless instead of tender and yummy.
OH WAIT I haven't even asked the most important Veilguard question yet: do you get a dog, and can you pet it?
When you're trying to read a second person reader insert fic but you just can't get into it
I had originally planned to go for a qunari Rook when I finally get around to playing Veilguard, just to spice it up between all the dwarves, but the more I hear and see about the game the more I'm like... this is begging for a dwarf character....
I know it would objectively be a terrible idea to give tumblr users this power, but I wish I could display a custom message for any blocked people who try to look at my blog that just says "ur annoying lol"
@hey-lethallan replied to your post “It takes xKit a second to load in...”
yes!
@ottobooty replied to your post “It takes xKit a second to load in...”
Yes (somewhat)
I'm guessing the "somewhat" bit here means you only poke your head in the front door or something, but honestly I'll take it
It takes xKit a second to load in when you update the dash, and a spoilery DA:TV post flashed before me for just a second where all I had the chance to read was "Kal-Sharok" so now I HAVE to know: are we actually going to the only other remaining dwarven city in Thedas?
I don't want to know the details of how and why, but if anyone can confirm if it's in there or not I'd love to know.
camping out in the forest while I listen to the campfire crackle and the stew hanging above it bubbling gently would fix me actually. can someone please carry me out there
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Me: *feverish, barely conscious, too lethargic to even play games on my phone*
Me: now is the perfect time to learn how to make my own BG3 mods
My mom and my brother have this really uncanny superpower where, when they're sick of any kind, they just go to bed and sleep for like 24 hours straight, and when they wake up they're fit as a fiddle again. Like wtf why didn't I get those genes