my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

i always forget that fenris is a mercenary in general, presumably as well as what he does with hawke. how offended do you think the party acts when he’s busy with a different job

PLEASE let there have been a job where hawke got hired to attack some place and fenris got hired to guard it and hawke is like “we aren’t seriously doing this are we” and fenris is like “does my word to my employer mean nothing to you” and hawke is like “really” and fenris is like “do the two sovereigns i am getting for this job mean nothing to you”

#da2 is literally the best b/c they're a bunch of dried up 30+ year olds with a regular bar spot #and problems that scale from stupid to state warfare (via @pendwick)

i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

same pose same beautiful little man 12 yrs later

i think this is actually my favorite post i've ever made in my 10+ yrs on this website because sometimes i'll be in a bad mood and then i'll open my notifications and someone will be saying smth nice about my boy. and then all is still not right in the world but it's at least a little better than before :)

Me: I don't really care about Dragon Age anymore

DA: mentions dwarves and grey wardens

Me, stumbling around with my giant clown shoes: WHAT WAS THAT

I fucking jinxed myself with this one, lads

1 like = 1 curse placed on ticketmaster by Robert Smith

There is infinitely more "gender ideology" going on in the average conversation between two cis parents about their children than anything two weirdo trannies are doing

Harry du Bois dying in a glue trap

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HALF-LIFE 2 (2004) ↳ Dad, please…

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Late night (or would it be early morning by this point?) cooking

Rebloging because I forgot to add this not so well drawn sleepy Tara

the asexual double edged sword is that a lot of people, particularly queer discoursers(tm) online, are really really rancid about ace people who have sex, I mean like stunningly awful, so naturally sex favorable/indifferent asexuals will be very keen on making sure that they aren't erased within their own community and that people at large know they exist. at the same time, people are also Very Bad about ace people who don't have sex, and sex averse/repulsed asexuals face a lot of pressure both on societal and interpersonal scales to submit to sex that they don't want, and so naturally it'll really rub them the wrong way to constantly have "but don't worry, ace people can still conform to the societal expectation!" appended to their PSAs about their experiences of asexuality. and so everyone's just kinda upset and annoyed all the time when instead it should be peace and love on planet ace.

hey asexual gang you all need to watch your mouths on this post. don't say you want to beat up all of the Other kind of ace or that all of the Other kind of ace just need to "go to therapy" to fix what's wrong with them. also Every Kind Of Ace has been saying this about Every Other Kind Of Ace in these notes so don't take this as a confirmation of "wow the Other aces suck so bad" I'm Talking To All Of You.

I posted this on an aroace subreddit and what I loved is that everyone seemed to have their own interpretation of what it meant and how it applied to them.