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  New Line of Sex Toys Looks Like Lipstick and Mascara, Invites You to ‘Come In Style’

Forget about Nars’ “Orgasm” blush to give you a nice glow–go for the real thing instead. “Adult novelty toy” company The Screaming O (which has won a jillion awards for its product of the same name, a vibrating ring) has created a new line of lady pleasure devices that look exactly like the beauty products that you probably have stuffed into your makeup bag.

Called the Studio Collection, the line includes a lipstick, makeup brush, and mascara, as well as two balms–one warming and one cooling–that look like eye shadow. The collection is rounded out by a “Sexy Secret Compact” containing an itty bitty little vibe hidden in a secret compartment. I sat at a table in a public restaurant viewing these products with company reps and can report that no one blinked an eye or looked at me in horror. They really look like makeup.

What's the sequel to "Orgasm" blush?

Today, we tried to explain NARS' orgasm blush to Nick Bloom-Scaglione, our online art director and a certified dude.  Attempts included: "It's meant to mimic the flush in your face after... you know." "You know how girls are always trying to get 'bedroom eyes' and 'bedhead'?  This is like that for blush." "It's supposed to look really sexy, okay?" Finally, we just caved and said it:  NARS developed a pigment called "Orgasm" that simulates the natural "I just got laid and it was fantastic" glow that women hope to have on a daily basis.  This month, they've developed something new: a color called "G-Spot" that's deeper and more intense than "Orgasm," and therefore great to wear at night.   The color is only on sale as a holiday special, but since it's a full-size cosmetic stick, it should last you through spring, ensuring although Christmas only comes once a year, you can look like you... well.. you know. --FARAN KRENTCIL