@uncleshits on Tumblr

just so yall know: my omgcp fixation is basically Dead so I might be unfollowing some ppl to clear up my dash and will probably be posting less over here (although I suspect when Madison comes out I'll come back for a bit)

but I still love yall!! and omgcp!! adhd brain is just moving on

#it just doesn't hit the same anymore 😔😔#mcyt has taken over my whole brain #i'll still be active on my main and will probs make a dsmp side blog

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dykeseinfeld

somewhere in the multiverse rn ransom holster and lardo are dressed up like the trio from challengers for halloween

#yeah.......#also I think holster is patrick and ransom is art #even tho art is blonde this way just fits their personalities #all of this assuming lardo is tashi which yknow I wouldn't doubt them to switch it up

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jam-heathen

virgoscringe

atlasthemayor asked:

This one's an absolute classic

virgoscringe answered:

this is so late but thank u for being the only person to submit a panel atlas ily <3

i had a lotta fun doing this!! submit more omgcp panels for me to redraw or even comm me if you’d like hehehe 🤭

#HELLO??????????? G?????????#I am having so many thoughts rn but tbh most of thsm are about chowders arms

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alocalband

omgeverythingplease

Source

#REALLLLLL i miss my clumsy boy nursey

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eurydicees

apolladay

#yeah bc I called them out for overt aphobia <3

uncleshits

Anonymous asked:

hey just wondering if you know what happened to decaf-draws? I've recently come back to omgcp and i remember I used to see their amazing art everywhere and now they've deactivated?? and idk who to ask about it lol but you seem to miss them so i thought you might know :( thank u in advance!

no idea really, i know they would post and delete art pretty frequently and their omgcp art was just a side hobby of their full time job as an artist (I think they said something about being hired by marvel before they left but that might be someone else) so I dont think anything bad happened to them, I do wish they had kept their art up (but also I have most of my faves personally archived in case they deactivated) but yknow interests change and people might not want their hockey boy porn traced back to their day job lol

decaf if you're out there I love youuuuuuuu hope you're doing well <3

#i miss decafffff every day man #anon #answered

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lobsterdex

childrenoftheradking

haus cat :3

#FROGS AND A CAT THIS IS WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUTTTTTT #the frogs are the first cat people in the haus after years and years of dog people I stand by this

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b1ttle

ohyoufool

🤭

#REALEST POST EVER OF ALL FUCKING TIME #HOLY SHITTTTTTTT

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hockeyrobotlove

childrenoftheradking

late night studyin …. pray for bitty please 🙏

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bittys-cowlick

parvuls

the only wedding headcanons that matter to me:

shitty crying on and off from early in the morning to the moment they leave for the honeymoon. but really crying. hysterically. it gets worse as he gets drunker and drunker and boy, does he get drunk.
holster and ransom do a duet rendition of crazy in love after the ceremony and it's... not horrible.
mama bittle insists on sitting at the same table as jack's parents. specifically, next to bad bob. very close to bad bob.
bad bob gives a toast that is so embarrassing that jack considers hiding in the bathroom at his own wedding. bitty has to claw his fingers into jack's thigh under the table to make sure that does not happen.
jack does, however, escape to the bathroom later on that night. just for a few minutes - there are so many people and half of them are hockey superstars while the other half are aunts from georgia who pinch his cheeks. bitty finds him pretty quickly and they hide together for awhile.
after their first dance, they sit down to finally eat something and jack nudges bitty with his elbow and whispers, "was that song taylor swift?"
lardo starts a betting pool on who will cry first. bitty thinks it will be him. jack also thinks it will be him. spoiler alert: it's not him.
their vows are short and sweet and heartfelt. bitty doesn't manage to get the "i do" out of his mouth before their friends start hollering. jack sighs fondly and says, "at least they're swearing less than thery did at the cup."

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omgcheckplease

I was going to do a choose-your-own-adventure story with Shitty on Webtoons but I can't log in on mobile 🙃

#NOOOOOOOO #WEBTOONS LET HER LOG IN RIGHT NOW

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shittyisking

yeah, no, for sure

#DECAF I MISS YOU SO MUCH

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thunderhel

do-you-ship-this-comic-ship

#2% i am sending pipebombs to your house

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somecunttookmyurl

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

somecunttookmyurl

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

bf: i'm not tall! i feel like everyone i see is around the same height as me. like people in the street

me: they aren't

bf: but i can see their faces! if i'm looking at their faces they must be the same height

me: you're looking down slightly babe

bf: why would i do that

me: because you're tall

somecunttookmyurl

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

somecunttookmyurl

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

oh-yes-i-did-not

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

somecunttookmyurl

he wears glasses he's just dumb

somecunttookmyurl

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

somecunttookmyurl

he is he's very pretty

teacupsandtimelords

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

somecunttookmyurl

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

somecunttookmyurl

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

#holster core #like this is literally holster #esp bc 75% of his social group is also over 6'