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Blumhouse’s Five Nights At Freddy’s | Official Teaser

Blumhouse’s Five Nights at Freddy’s will hit theaters and streaming on Peacock on October 27, 2023.

Teaser poster

I really hope I'm not the only one seeing that little snippet of Showtime and getting excited to see an actual Freddy Fazbear's Pizza performance.

I want a song, I want a brand new, arranged, choreographed animatronic performance, with banter and jokes and audience interaction. Like this:

Freddy and the gang had better be charming as heck and lovable before the haunting or this thing just ain't gonna work as well for me.