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gay turtle boi (commissions open!)

@unclekoopus / unclekoopus.tumblr.com

Kappa, cartoonist, goofball. Pronouns: He/Him. This an RP and art blog where I post and share pretty much anything. My askbox is always open to rps or questions, so feel free to pull up a seat and enjoy some cocoa!
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2022 Commission Sheet

I’m opening commissions starting June 1st, 2022! Anyone who’s interested should contact me so I can add your name to the list.

The basic info is in the image above, but I’ll put the more detailed policies below:

Character drawings (per character)
:

Sketches

+$35 each


Lineart


+$50 each


Color
+

+$70 each


backgrounds and environmental details may be added for an additional fee

Character Design/Ref Sheets/Turnarounds:

Front, Side, Back + 3 action pose sketches (lineart only)- $175


Color- +$60

Icons
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50 x 50- $10

100 x 100- $15


500 x 500- $20

What I will draw:

-Furry art

-N*SFW art (not publicly on stream)

-Kink art within limits

-OCs

-Canon characters (See Personal Use Only note below)

-I’ll try pretty much anything that isn’t in the “will not draw” list below

What I will NOT draw:

-Images of a racially offensive, homophobic, or transphobic nature

-Images with an excess of violence or gore

-Images with an excess of filth, scat, slob

*All art priced above is for the commissioner's personal use and may not be resold or used commercially without express permission by the artist.


Prices above refer to an assumed Personal Use Only contract. Professional licensing and commercial use contracts are available. Message me privately to negotiate. IP Licensing and royalty fees will likely apply.

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bakafox

Voting as Fire Extinguishter (poem by Kyle Tran Myhre)

When the haunted house catches fire:

a moment of indecision.

The house was, after all, built on bones,

and blood, and bad intentions.

Everyone who enters the house feels

that overwhelming dread, the evil

that perhaps only fire can purge.

It’s tempting to just let it burn.

And then I remember:

there are children inside.

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strixludica

John Brown Isekai right the fuck now.

Also since Lancer has consumed my frontal cortex, could someone who's good at memes put a Nelson helmet on John brown so we can make this about @albatross-lancer ?

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Urging all my followers and even random passerbys to donate what you can. Feeling guilty does nothing. Act on this feeling of hopelessness and donate something, anything. Please.

Donations are working again! Please donate what you can if possible. Guilt is not actionable or moral.

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anyway i looked up the post about seeing your grandma's boobs and tumblr has deleted the screenshot of the story where the finnish dude says that americans are "like that" because they haven't seen their grandma's tits

good job tumblr 👍

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lucypl

there it is!

my comments on that post were (sorry for shamelessly copy-pasting them):

american attitudes about nudity are fucking wild, and the worst part is that because they're american, they just assume that everyone everywhere thinks the same. i will never forget seeing people on a left-leaning, progressive site saying that families bathing together is creepy and gross and clearly a sign that something is wrong with the family, that they'd never seen their siblings or parents naked and would in fact rather die. meanwhile to this day i bathe and go to the sauna with my sister and mother and have been bathing and sauna'ing with various family members - and even strangers! - my whole life. but yes, can confirm, seeing your grandma's tits as a child does you good, and not just because it teaches you that "beauty is fake and temporary", but because it broadens your ideas about what beauty even is in the first place. my sister and i used to spend our summers at our grandma's house by the countryside and frequently bathed and went to sauna with her. we saw not just her breasts but also her flabby skin, her moles and liver spots, her body hair and varicose veins, and we didn't see any of that as weird or ugly because they were a part of our grandma who we loved very much. and when we see those things in other people - ourselves included! - we think "well it wasn't ugly on my grandma's body, so why would it be ugly on anyone else's body?". it makes you much more understanding and "forgiving", if you will, towards the completely normal bodies of strangers as well as your own body.
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lynati

A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible. It might also be useful to have the number for the ACLU written down (or already in your phone) so you can CALL THEM while still at the polling place and get whatever information is needed in order to see about having the ACLU sue them. Write down names. Get witnesses. Take photos. MAKE IT VERY CLEAR TO THE POLLSTERS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. (Unless you have reason to believe they’re going to be assholes and try to have you arrested for doing so, in which case, be as subtle as possible.)

^^ Really look at the state by state info so just in case this happens you’ll know what to do!

[Image ID: A Tweet and Quote Retweet. Initial tweet by KassandraSeven Votes Blue reads: “These are the magic words: Give Me A Provisional Ballot With A Receipt as required by Law When Requested.”

Quote retweet by Carrie L. Kruck @KruckCarrie reads: “Memorize, take a screenshot, write in Sharpie on your arm these magic words to you if you are turned away at the polls.” The words from “If” are in all capital letters.

End ID]

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creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*

8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0

there’s no age limit for this

youre right…………..

me at 8: but what if you gave it a hug?

me at 31: but what if you gave it a hug?

The neurodivergent reaction to bad and mean creatures: but what if someone loved this unlovable thing? Maybe it would be possible for me, also a strange and burdensome and unlovable thing, to be loved as well?

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theygotlost

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

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theheroheart

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

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Howl-O-Ween 2024 Announcement (WARNING: NSFW)

As September ends, and October rises, I, the Master Of Scare-monies will soon rise as well, despite the many MANY setbacks of work, physical and mental illnesses, and many MANY other real world obstacles. Getting passed this, with the longer nights and chillier temperatures, the powers that be will set my spirit free for HOWL-O-WEEN is here for another 31 Days! But with it, comes the annual warning for all those who dare follow this path, or happen to come across this ever haunting site…

As you can tell by my rather dramatic sense of flair and presentation, Howl-O-Ween means an awful lot to me, and even though 2024 has not been the kindest to me, you or pretty much anyone in this world (oof, especially in September), I still wish to celebrate in the ways I can, and share in the bountiful harvest of horror I’ve sown for this very time of the year.

First off, we’ll be continuing the now 8 year long tradition in the format of VHS styled viciousness in the horror that is analog, with a few sinister sprinklings of shorts and such. This year’s offerings will come in a variety of frightful flavors: Live action, computer generated, 2D animated, and everything in between. There will be some one shots, some short form story telling, and even a couple long form series spotlit this year, with some throwbacks of previous years as new installments and additions have come into the spotlight since the last season of fear and plenty.

But anyone who has come along on these terrifying trips will likely know to expect the following, as every new Howl-O-ween, a reminder is needed for them and for those new among the number of boils and ghouls.

For the next month, there WILL be an increase in the following: Graphic Violence, Gore, Nudity, Adult Language, and NSFW / Mature Content.

Tumblr has not had the best track record in keeping track of these things, allowing for plenty in the blood and guts category, but one slippery nipple and it all comes tumbling down, as it says in the name. But, despite these potential problems, I am making this clear as to catch no one unawares and that all shall be aware of what is coming, once October 1st begins and October 31st ends, all of the above and more will take place, so, be aware and be scared~

For the Spirit of Howl-O-Ween, I plan to bring in the frights and the fun, but monstrous in approach and appearance, I am not heartless, as there will be no example of the following shared by me or in this account: No Howler Posts, No Mass Spamming Of Inappropriate Content (though I may share in things that deal with the real world and perhaps political content, we ARE nearing another election so that is going to happen but I will NOT be posting any actual real life gore and ‘snuff’ topics…I know that’s hard to believe with Tumblr, but I’ve seen some truly fucked up shit get posted here and I WILL NOT BE HAVING THAT).

That sort of Halloween trickery is just dickery and will not be tolerated or spread. I respect in others beliefs, views and everything that could come in between, but I expect the same in return so, if no one is willing to partake in the sort of proper seasonal funs that’ll be had, which again, is strictly fictional, even if it will be often very adult, then you have been warned!

All that out of the way, time for the merriment and scary-ment! As I said before, the previous established trend of analog horrors and scary shorts, with two new spotlights of two ongoing long-form plots of Greylock and Chilling Abyss, which will provide in either existential horror of the mind given flesh (Greylock) and far further reaching cosmic horrors from beyond one world and into the next (Chilling Abyss). Along with these two, will have some returning creators and series (such as the Walten Files) as well as some new faces and perhaps a starting point for NEXT year’s theme and subject matter (as one who’s also a big fan of comic books and super heroes, there will be one short this year which will tickle the brain matter in right spooky way~).

All of these will be pulled from Youtube, and I’ll of course be sure to credit all creators and be sure to share the links to the videos directly (as to provide as much exposure as they deserve) as well as their respective channels, along with appropriate descriptions and details that’ll also help set the mood~

And speaking of the mood, to really get into it, I’ll be sure to once more post the now fully updated listing of all my previous Howl-O-Ween retrospectives and recommendations, which should follow right after this post. I started doing this due to some long time followers and close friends who wanted to have an easy to handle reference guide to all of my spooky scary nonsense (who I will of course put on the spot right now, hi @dellinah here's hoping Tumblr doesn't eat these @ notifications like it did the ones you tried to get me with. I had to track down those posts by FORCE, so, hopefully you don't have to <3).

Now, some of the links may no longer work, but the majority appear to be intact and will provide a WIDE variety to wet your whistle with just about every subgenre to be found in the horror spectrum, so please, do give it a look and hopefully you’ll find exactly what you’re all craving for, either for personal enjoyment, or something to share in parties with friends and loved ones <3

I think that about covers the usual and the unusual for this year, and just in time, as I can already feel the veil between worlds and realms begin to weaken and fade, as the ideas of fiction and fact begin to warp and wrap around one another, leaving one to question what is happening to one…may happening to you too. So, watch for the warnings and Emergency broadcasts, remember the rules and keep informed, and be very wary of any unexpected guests…even ones who might look like someone you know…or one you’ve seen in your own reflection.

Here comes the opening credits, as your horror host with the most welcomes you, one and all, to THIS year’s…

31 Days Of Howl-O-Ween!: Throwback Terrors, Viral Videos, And Unstoppable Unfiction!

And with that eye gouging opener, I thank you again for joining us for another year and for those just joining us for the first time, welcome! I bid you all an oh so ghoulish good night, because with all this said, written and done, the contract is complete and oh so binding. You’re now Greylocked into the Chilling Abyss, where you’ll be lost in the present Psychosis, adrift in the Origins of 1976’s Opening Day , lost in the Cybertech Fun with a bit of Tunnel Vision, or even caught unawares by Anomalies and Spiders

Happy 31 days of Howl-O-ween, to one and all, and hope you’re ready for each and every day, and every installment…because if you’re not…well…

"VIEWER BEWARE, YOU’RE IN FOR A SCARE!

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA~!"

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Ghosts Of Howl-O-Ween Past

detectiveashcroft:

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And as promised, here’s the updated list of all the previous films covered in previous 31 Days of Howl-O-Ween countdowns and lists. Hope folks enjoy and find some favorites, new AND old~

Year 1: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: The ABCs of Howl-O-Ween

1.)    Alligator
2.)    The Blob
3.)   Creepshow
4.)    Demons
5.)    The Evil Dead
6.)    The Fog
7.)    Grave Encounters
8.)    Hellraiser
9.)   I, Madman
10.)  Jeepers Creepers
11.) Killer Klowns From Outer Space
12.) The Lost Boys
13.) The Monster Squad
14.) Night Of The Creeps
15.)  The Omen
16.) Phantasm
17.) Quatermass and the Pit
18.) Re-Animator
19.) Silver Bullet
20.) The Thing
21.) Urban Legends
22.) VHS
23.) Wrong Turn
24.) Xtro
25.) You’re Next
26.)  Zombie

Year 1: Top Five Howl-O-Ween Movies SET on Howl-O-Ween…HOWL-O-WEEN SQUARED!

5.)Dark Night Of The Scarecrow
4.)Night Of The Demons
3.) Halloween 3 : Season Of The Witch
2.) Tales Of Halloween
1.) Trick ‘R Treat

Year 2: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: 13 Nights At Camp Crystal Lake

1.) Friday the 13th
2.) Friday the 13th Part 2
3.) Friday the 13th Part III
4.) Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter
5.) Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
6.) Friday the 13th Part VI : Jason Lives
7.) Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
8.) Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
9.) Jason Goes To Hell : The Final Friday
10.) Friday The 13th Fan Film
11.) Jason X
12.) Freddy Vs Jason
13.) Friday the 13th Remake

Year 2:  31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! Part 2: Electric BOO-galoo!

14.) Creepshow 2
15.) Tales From The Darkside: The Movie
16.) Demons 2
17.) The Atticus Institute
18.) Evil Dead 2
19.) Dead Alive
20.) Grave Encounters 2
21.) Rec
22.) Hellraiser 2
23.) Wishmaster  
24.) Jeepers Creepers 2  
25.) Dr. Giggles
26.) Phantasm 2
27.) Nightbreed
28.) Bride Of Re-Animator
29.) Dead & Buried
30.) VHS 2
31.) Behind The Mask : The Rise Of Leslie Vernon

Year 3: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! : TRIPLE THREAT TREATS!

1.) C.H.U.D.
2.) Splinter
3.) Cat’s Eye
4.) Popcorn
5.) Army of Darkness
6.) 30 Days of Night
7.) Retribution
8.) Event Horizon
9.) Tales from the Crypt
10.) Mimic 1
11.) Lifeforce
12.) Dusk Til Dawn
13.) The Deadly Spawn
14.) The Return of the Living Dead 1
15.) Scanners
16.) Cube
17.) Waxworks
18.) Fido
19.) The Faculty
20.) Humanoids of The Deep
21.) The Hitcher
22.) The Bay
23.) Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
24.) Tourist Trap
25.) The Prowler
26.) Hatchet
27.) Scarecrows
28.) Wishmaster 2 : Evil Never Dies
29.) The Burning
30.) The Spookies
31.) Rec 2

Year 4: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! : The Dusk Of The Living Dead

1.) Dawn Of the Dead (original) 
2.)  Day Of the Dead 
3.)  Return of the Living Dead II 
4.)  Return of the Living Dead 3 
5.)  Night of the Living Dead (Remake) 
6.) Dawn of the Dead (Remake)
7.)  Planet Terror 
8.) Rabid (Original)

Year 4: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! :The Day Of The Dolls

9.) Puppet Master 
10.) Puppet Master 2 
11.) Puppet Master 3 
12.)  Puppet Master 4 
13.)  Puppet Master 5 
14.) Childs Play (Original)
15.) Childs Play 2 
16.) Childs Play 3 
17.) Bride Of Chucky 

Year 4: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! : The Day Of Dr.Phibes / Night At The Clock Tower / Double Critter Creature Feature

18.) The Abominable Dr Phibes 
19.) Phenomena 
20.) Critters 
21.) Critters 2 

Year 4: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! :The Night When They Came Home

22.) The Dead Zone
23.) Sleepaway Camp 
24.) Sleepaway Camp 2 
25.) Sleepaway Camp 3 
26.) My Bloody Valentine (Original)
27.) Halloween 1 
28.) Halloween 2 
29.) Halloween 4 
30.) Halloween 5 
31.) Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 
And likely previously mentioned, here’s the updated list, now including 2020’s selection of films.

Year 5: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Full Moon Madness With Frights And Bites

1.) The Howling
2.) Dog Soldiers
3.) Fright Night
4.) Near Dark
5.) Afflicted
6.) Feast
7.) Cujo

Year 5: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Spirits Of Vengeance

8.) Poltergeist
9.) Bad Dreams
10.) Happy Hell Night
11.) The Crow
12.) Sleepy Hollow
13.) We Are Still Here
14.) The Dark Half

Year 5: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: King of Castle Rock

15.) The Mangler
16.) Salem’s Lot
17.) Carrie
18.) Christine
19.) Pet Semetary
20.) The Mist
21.) Children Of The Corn

Year 5: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Insane In The Membranes

22.) Misery
23.) When A Stranger Calls Back
24.) The Silence Of The Lambs
25.) Intruder
26.) The Slumber Party Massacre
27.) Black Christmas
28.) Psycho

Year 5: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: The Final Three – Three-Quels

29.) The Quatermass Experiment
30.) Demons 2
31.) Waxworks II
Once more, here’s the updated list, now including 2021’s selection of films.
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Alien Predators
1.) Alien
2.) Aliens
3.) Predator
4.) Predator 2
5.) Predators
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Southern-Fried Massacre
6.) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
7.) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre II
8.) Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
9.) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Nightmares and Fiend-Scapes
10.) A Nightmare on Elm Street
11.) A Nightmare on Elm Street Part II: Freddy’s Revenge
12.) A Nightmare on Elm Street III: The Dream Warriors
13.) A Nightmare on Elm Street IV: The Dream Master
14.) A Nightmare on Elm Street V: The Dream Child
15.) Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
16.) The New Nightmare
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: The Underrated, The Underappreciated, and The Unexpected
17.) Shocker
18.) Village Of The Damned (1995)
19.) Pumpkinhead
20.) The Stepfather
21.) Candyman (1992)
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Screaming Like Banshees…
22.) Scream
23.) Scream 2
24.) Scream 3
25.) Scream 4
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN! : …Shrieking With Laughter
26.) Shaun Of The Dead
27.) Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
28.) An American Werewolf In London
29.) What We Do In The Shadows
Year 6: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: The Nights They Came Back…Again…
30.) Urban Legends : Final Cut
31.) Halloween (2018)

Once more, here’s the updated list, now including 2022’s selection of short films and Analog Horror Installments.
Year 7: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Pocket-Sized Horror!
Slasher Saturday
1.) Pig
8.) The Jester
15.) The Jester 2
22.) The Jester: Chapter 3
29.) Night Of The Slasher
Supernatural Sunday
2.) 3 Verses
9.) And They Watched
16.) 100,000 Acres Of Pine
23.) The Video Store Commercial
30.) Don’t Look Away
Monster Monday
3.) Pleasant Inn
10.) The Surrogate
17.) Oscar’s Bell
24.) ABE
31.) OVERKILL
Twisted Tuesdays
4.) Still Life
11.) Brink
18.) Limbo
25.) Point Of View
Wicked Whacks Wednesdays
5.) Finley
12.) The Pickman Model
19.) Sang Papier
26.) Deep Clean
Thrilling Thursdays
6.) Trivia Night
13.) Pelican Milkshake
20.) Shallow Graves
27.) The Listening
Frightfully Funny Fridays
7.) Dual
14.) We Got A Monkey’s Paw
21.) Welcome Back, Mr.Buzzcock
28.) Bear Hugs
Analog Horror Spotlight: The Monument Mythos
1.) LIBERTYLURKER
2.) RUSHMOREREVENGE
3.) ALCATRAZATTACK
4.) DEANDEMOCRACY
5.) AIRFORCEONEANGEL
6.) LINCOLNLOOKER
7.) WASHINGTONWORMHOLE
8.) DELAWAREDOUBLE
9.) ROCKEFELLERTREETRAGEDY
10.) CANYONCROWN
11.) FREEDOMFALLER
12.) MAIZEMOVIEMAKER
13.) SUEZCANALCRAB 
14.) DEANDISASTER
15.) STARRYSPHINX
16.) GIZAGUARDIAN
17.) FALLENFATHER
18.) ROCKEFELLERREVELATION
19.) WASHINGTONWONDERLAND
20.) AIRFORCEFALLENANGEL
21.) LIBERTYLURKERS
22.) ALCATRAZAPOCALYPSE
23.) THE LAST SON OF ALCATRAZ
24.) THE D-DAY KNIGHT
25.) THE QUEEN OF THE LUNARIANS
26.) JESUS IN VIETNAM
27.) THE MISSING EYE OF JESUS CHRIST
28.) THE HOUSE IN THE OCEAN
29.) SEA OF THE LAST SON
30.) The D-DAY KNIGHT RETURNS
31.) D-DAY KNIGHTFALL
32.) NIXON IS GOD
33.) THE ED DWIGHT PARADOX

Eight times the charm, doing all the more harm >;D Here’s the updated list, now including 2023’s selection of viral videos and Walten Wednesdays.

Year 8: 31 Days Of HOWL-O-WEEN!: Freddy Fazbear Frights’ VHS VIOLENCE

1.) St4tic-verse - Funtime Diagnostics

2.) St4tic-verseHead Trauma

3.) Twelveman-verse/Juniors Files - Medical Imaging

4.)  The Walten FilesCompany Introductory Tape

5.) Spectre-verseParanormal Investigation

6.) Spectre-VerseMaintenance Report

7.) Spectre-Verse - The Salvage

8.) Spectre-Verse Police Report

9.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-Verse - Orientation 80

10.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verseGift Box 83

11.) The Walten FilesRelocate Project

12.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verseWalkaround 80

13.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verseNotice 83

14.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verseRebrand 84

15.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verse - Premortem 86

16.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verseReunion 92

17.) Grievance Of Man / Tog-verseHistory 04

18.) The Walten Files- Lucky You

19.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Anomaly Report

20.) Reach-Verse / Incident LogsPerformance Compromise

21.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Maintenance Fail

22.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Security Compromise

23.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - bi58$!+sco%380{_5$%^_83

24.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Autopsy

25.) The Walten Files- BunnyFarm

26.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Victims

27.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Perspective

28.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - First Shift

29.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - Pursuit

30.) Reach-Verse / Incident Logs - The Prototype

31.) Golden Lane Verse - Springtrap Escape

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