"Being a menace and spreading chaos"

Y/N sitting outside in the sun clearly hot, sweating

Castiel to Sam: "Why does Y/N not come inside? It's clear she's uncomfortable"

Sam shaking his head: "She found a new way to make money, apparently she sells her sweaty clothes to someone on the internet"

Dean rushing in with a smirk: "Oh man new merch coming my way"

Sam and Castiel look at each other

Castiel: "I will never understand humans"

Sam: "I'm starting to agree with you Cas."

Y/N talking to Sam: "And then Charlie said " You have a pretty face" it made my whole day!"

Dean overhearing this: "I tell you your gorgeous everyday, multiple times a day!"

Y/N: "It's different, you should tell me that as my husband. Charlie is my best friend it's just different"

Sam laughing at Dean's shocked face

Dean: "Wait did you call me your husband?!"

Castiel looking confused: "How do you humans put it .. I don't think she stuttered"

Dean smiling the whole rest of the day

Dean for the next week: "She called me her husband!"

Y/N to Sam: "My husband is adorable"

Dean to Castiel: "I feel like something is going on with Y/N, she's been distant and ignoring me. She's either tired of me or I messed up"

Castiel: "Have you asked her? Let's go talk to her"

Walking to Y/N's room they both walk in

Y/N sitting at the desk doing a Diamond Art picture with headphones and her glasses on, bent over in concentration.

Castiel: "it seems like she's clearly not tired of you or made at you, is that a picture of Baby?"

Dean smiles: "Looks like it Cas" Glancing at Y/N he whispers "That's my girl"

Y/N talking to Charlie and Rowena: "I hate working sometimes I swear my co workers have the IQ of a carrot"

Dean walks into the room with Castiel: "Hey I take offense to that statement"

Castiel looking at Dean: "You tried to make a baby smoke a candy cigarette and talk like the baby from something called Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

Dean looking shocked: "I thought all babies sounded like the one sue me Cas, and besides the parents didn't chase us too far!"

Y/N looking at Charlie and Rowena: "I rest my case"

Rowena: "Oh you poor dear, clearly the carrot would be smarter than those two"

Y/N: "Maybe so but he's slightly hotter than a carrot so I guess he can stay"

Y/N talking to Charlie: "I was told today I was giving off mean lesbian vibes"

Charlie laughing while Castiel and Dean listen

Charlie: "Wow what did you say"

Y/N smirking: "I told him that it wasn't very nice to assume I was a lesbian, then punched him in the face"

Charlie:"You didn't!?"

Y/N: "Yeah and I said never assume someone's sexual orientation, and the guy goes well what about saying your mean? And I said duh I absolutely am mean."

Castiel looking at Dean: "Is that normal?"

Dean laughs and nods: "Oh yeah that's why she's so hot..scary but hot"

Castiel nods: "I do see the appeal"

Dean frowns:"Get your own hot mean woman Cas she's mine!"

Y/N and Charlie laughing

Y/N, Sam, Dean and Castiel in the library in the Bunker

Dean and Y/N flirting

Castiel: "Y/N did you get it?"

Y/N confused: "Get what?"

Castiel: "I heard you in Dean's room asking him to give it to you, so did you get it?"

Dean sucks his beer back wrong and coughs, Sam chuckles and shakes his head

Y/N: "Oh yeah I got it a bunch of times"

Dean blushes even more, shaking his head.

Castiel cocks his head "Humans are strange indeed I will never understand them"

Y/N: "I had to bark at some creeper man who kept gawking me, and it was aggressive dog barking too"

Dean: "I'm not some creeper I'm your husband! And I wasn't gawking I was appreciating!"

Y/N rolling her eyes and nudges Castiel "Total weirdo right?"

Castiel looks at both Dean and Y/N: "Human courtship is so strange"

Dean looking at Castiel "You're telling me....the barking was kind of hot though"

Castiel makes a face "I'm starting to think you two are made for each other"