Pop Culture Umpire

you! tumblr user!

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work

Heavenly Tyrant is what happens when then YA Protagonist TM overthrows the dystopian government in book 1 but skipped all the middle steps of starting a revolution and now has to deal with the impacts and consequences. also everyone hates her.

Sorry our sequels are so late; we're too busy partying

So I read Iron Widow

fellow Americans what the hell do we do now???

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

snoopy of the day

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

too good for tags

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

What the FUCK

so caza and I watched the Jedi training academy over at Disneyland and had a conversation that inspired this

Incidentally the most common criticism I’ve received from publishers of childrens’ books is that my writing is not age appropriate

DAM

WHAT THE FUCK

People starting apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef are weak, I will demolish any seasonal beverage you put in front of me without hesitation

my dumb ass named my cats after seasonal beverages so this post showing up on my dash really threw me for a loop

the only apple cider vs pumpkin spice beef that's real is when the girls rumble