Baba Yaga Fury Road

...And here it comes again.

This thing is getting to be an Always Reblog...

true talent

THATS MY GIRLFRIEND’S SHOW @rachierae125

It is! I was the stage manager for the 2017 and 2018 seasons. And I adopted a little boy from the show as well (he’s not in this video, he was in the beginning of the show)

His name is LOGAN and he is a GENTLEMAN

my little baby kitten (12 years old) is in this video! She’s one of the black and white cats that jumps out of the bucket towards the end. Her name is Precious but we call her Chicken and she is living such a spoiled rotten retired life with her two annoying younger brothers and mamas.

Also above is my wifeeeeee and even though this show isn’t running anymore at Busch Gardens, it’s basically the reason my wife and I started dating so it means so much to me.

Logey passed unfortunately but he had the best life with us.

what the slay

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*

When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

Sound on 😺♥️🔊

love tododeku future dynamic where shouto ends up growing like a foot and wearing his hair down to the small of his back and getting a bunch of piercings and generally being practically a supermodel and meanwhile izuku just gets an undercut and otherwise is the same baby-faced freckly compact nuggety cheerful little guy

love kiribaku future dynamic where bakugou stays an Average-Sized Human Man and kirishima becomes an absolute shaggy fucking beeftank of a person

love erasermic future dynamic where they both get some fucking therapy

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

I've only JUST realized that the reason the ship name for Sir Damien/Amaryllis/Lord Arum is "Rad Bouquet" is because. Flower names. Arum calls Damien "Honeysuckle." Arum and Amaryllis are both types of flowers. IM-

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Can I... a starving orphan... who is homeless... alone and unloved... perhaps trouble you for one small fish from that bucket? Please? -pathetic cough and helpless look-

a ciggie after a tough case