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yoda, talking to the first person he’s seen since the prequels - this food is crap, how’d you get so big eating this? go back and bring some better food.

What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse

Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will

no offense but if yoda wasn’t such a green little bitch and actually listened to obi wan when he said ‘send me to kill the emperor. I will not kill anakin. he’s like a brother to me’ things would have gone a lot differently

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

some character design that makes me go absolutely apeshit is the whole wide mouth almond face shape cutey reptile. like i see a fucking animated reptile with a big mouth and eyes like a quarter mile apart and i just lose my mind

this shit is PREMIUM YOU CANT GET BETTER DESIGN

@acesandwords YOUVE CRACKED THE CODE YOUVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE ALMOND SHAPED HEAD

can i just add

i had a bit in my head since 05 where when yoda dies, he gives luke a little wooden box to give to chewbacca, and chewie opens it to find yoda’s lightsaber, which he then carries to endor and uses to fuck up some at-sts and so on

but if we’re going with yoda having retrieved his lightsaber as he bugged out of the senate, instead of dropping it on the floor and just leaving forever instead, then it’s more likely that he gave it to luke after bespin, and luke’s new lightsaber in jedi is green because he built it out of yoda’s little one from the prequels

either version is good tbh

though i also like lost, self-doubting, ‘i did search my feelings and i do know it to be true’ luke being afraid to go back before yoda, and instead going back to ben’s hovel on tatooine, and finding - among other things - qui gon’s old, broken saber there, and building his new one out of that crystal

i had a bit in my head since 05 where when yoda dies, he gives luke a little wooden box to give to chewbacca, and chewie opens it to find yoda’s lightsaber, which he then carries to endor and uses to fuck up some at-sts and so on

but if we’re going with yoda having retrieved his lightsaber as he bugged out of the senate, instead of dropping it on the floor and just leaving forever instead, then it’s more likely that he gave it to luke after bespin, and luke’s new lightsaber in jedi is green because he built it out of yoda’s little one from the prequels

either version is good tbh

though i also like lost, self-doubting, ‘i did search my feelings and i do know it to be true’ luke being afraid to go back before yoda, and instead going back to ben’s hovel on tatooine, and finding - among other things - qui gon’s old, broken saber there, and building his new one out of that crystal

I just died, this killed me

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism. 

yoda on his literal deathbed - if you think i’m ugly, look in a fucking mirror

yoda in return of the jedi - when nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, eh?

yoda in the last jedi - nope

quest giver

judge me by my size, do you?

I just died, this killed me

I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.