free pile by the chipotle. #chairs #bricks #decay #trash https://www.instagram.com/p/B0RZQzMgPP1/?igshid=1ovm4pyrqiany
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we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived
[ BRIGHTBURN: A DOG'S JOURNEY ] tbh i would be way more / at all interested in brightburn if it was a cujo remake about krypto, instead of, alt right superboy 2: guess who's directing fantastic 4 four. #brightburn #trash #ADOGSREVENGE #nihilism https://www.instagram.com/p/ByEp35EAb4B/?igshid=1wydp330p5kk1
i’m on my laptop so i can @ people now, who should i @
@staff why did you kill desktop view on phones, and or why can’t i add an @ in the app unless i write the post in the app
i have to post the @ html code somewhere i can find it so i can manually copy it in
@ultralaser dont’ forget to do that
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Source: writershq.co.uk
honestly i would still be on tumblr way more if the site worked better
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reminder that i started watching the 100 literally like four? episodes before they tara’d lexa, and then the head writer went on twitter saying ‘don’t worry, fans who ship clarke with the boy who murders people, we haven’t forgotten you’, and then like six weeks later both main black characters were dead
so anyways there was one (1) brown person in the landing party and i almost posted 'just waiting for this dude to die’ and then ten minutes later GUESS WHAT
Their Asian women cred wasn't great either. Like all three-four in the first few seasons dead?
yikes
nightflyers, the 100, and gotham are all shows that really casually kill people (especially black men and women of color) for shock value, but then spend ENTIRE SEASONS forgiving white men for war crimes
reminder that i started watching the 100 literally like four? episodes before they tara'd lexa, and then the head writer went on twitter saying 'don't worry, fans who ship clarke with the boy who murders people, we haven't forgotten you', and then like six weeks later both main black characters were dead
so anyways there was one (1) brown person in the landing party and i almost posted 'just waiting for this dude to die' and then ten minutes later GUESS WHAT
pro - the new planet is the island from lost
con - there was one brown dude in the landing party so guess who gets killed in act two
on the plus side desktop view is back again, will it still be tomorrow, who can know
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LEAKED Suicide Squad Script
Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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Honestly i know michael bay is a sentient toilet but the original transformers has so many underrated, funny scenes
thorsbian
Cinematic Masterpiece
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can you clowns just turn desktop view back on instead of, whatever the fuck
good news tumblr's april fools jokes are indistinguishable from shitty new features
HONESTLY who asked for this, if i wanted to use the app i woulf but why tf would i
barb wire was also made a time when just typing the words pamela anderson on your blog post or website would spike traffic via proto-google algorithms, that was how many ppl were trying to find some of her many playboy pictures. she was naked in the film but it still bombed, a nice early indicator that internet bros weren't a major market segment
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Barb Wire
reminder that this was based on a comic at a time when **all comics** looked like this. it was, a hell of a time.
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Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire (1996)