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3.75″ basic lando, 6″ black series lando, 12″ titan heroes lando, and there’s also lego lando, and probably a playskool version 

and probably like a hot toys lando and a high-end mafex and/or sh figuarts lando eventually, and then a bunch of like notebooks and stuff in the fall, valentines, halloween costumes, and that’s just this yellow costume, if he changes clothes even once in the film expect more figures eventually

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solo a star wars story spoilers from toy fair

here is a non-spoilery 3.75″ lando with some guy who probably doesn’t matter but looks neat

meanwhile several of the other toys shown (probably) give away plot details, so here they are behind a cut

[ cut removed bc it's out now ]

okay so first off here is a 2 pack of hank and chewie in chains covered in mud, is this han freeing chewie and earning that old wookie life debt, probably yeah

and here is the ‘kessel run’ falcon, which a, guess who’s gonna make the kessel run in under 12 parsecs in this film, that’s right, lando

and then b, notice all the blast off panels with crappy regular old falcon underneath, as well as the (maybe even supposed to be detachable) extra bit between the nose forks

does this mean the falcon is brand new when it first appears and then it gets just fucking trashed over the course of the movie as the shiny hull plating is slowly blasted away, never to be replaced, such that when the falcon appears in a new hope everyone who knows anything about the yt-1300 freighter or just spaceships generally turns to han and says ‘hey, you know it’s not supposed to look like that, right?’

or, more delightfully, was the falcon already vintage garbage at the time of the kessel run, and all that shiny plating is just paint and gloss to fake their way into some kind of scam, such as entering the ‘kessel run’ as a respectable racing pilot, oops it was an illegally modified piece of shit bc hank, lando, dany, other characters they’re not promoting as heavily, and haymitch are all fucking liars

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meanwhile there is a second black panther legends 2 pack coming, with a sweet unmasked killmonger + bilbo in a suit i guess

and then the ‘marvel (studios?): the first 10 years’ line is filling in the gaps in previous movie waves with five iron man figures (tony before he got captured, 1.0, hot rod paint job 2.0 war machine prototype, 4.0 from the avengers, and a hulkbuster vs hulk repack), cap vs crossbones (at last, i guess?), and sexy sports bra pepper (but no aldrich killian to beat up with a pipe), but then also trevor slattery and DANCE OFF RONAN THE ACCUSER

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the deadpool legends series has a nice jim lee bishop and omega red, and a cool baf of sauron i guess, and then some comic deadpool variants, but no movie figures which is either disappointing or they just haven’t revealed them yet?  idk what the actual marvel legends schedule is this year but it would be nice to see negasonic teenage warhead or colossus

or heimdall, someday

or m’baku

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tv’s j’onn j’onzz, vintage dad flash, devito penguin, and a val kilmer batman they don’t have the courage to put nipples on

also some comic book figures including a great looking vixen, two face, and harley, plus the batwoman they keep forgetting they created, spoiler?, and some green lanterns i don’t recognize, and then also like some superman and batman figures i guess

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YES GOOD

s3(?) - the t-1000 and ahnold (t2), faker (tmnt), battle damaged xenomorph (alien vs etc), lt commander data (tng), and comic styled leonardo (with alternate blue bandanna)

s4(?) - evil-lyn and man-at-arms (motu), t-800 endoskeleton (terminator various), ezio auditore (acii+), friggin kratos (new god of war i assume), and HELLBOY, ANUNG-UN-RAMA (from hellboy comics)

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