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karen - why did tony even give me an instant kill mode if peter is never going to use it
vision - tony stark did what
friday - who gives an instant-kill mode to a seventeen year old
karen - he’s actually only fifteen
friday - that is like, way worse
vision - bad look, mister stark
tony - is that as comfortable as it looks?
steve - it’s like wearing the american dream
look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan.
This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane
assuming peter’s suit in homecoming is the same suit he wore in berlin, while it’s totally plausible that tony built that whole suit in a day out of like, scraps he had planned for nat or hawkeye maybe (hence instant-kill mode?), it is p clear tony has been tracking peter for awhile - he has his //home address// - and tbh probably having friday keep other parties off peter’s trail, which suggests he’s been working on that suit for awhile as well
and we know in infinity war he has a full nanotech upgrade that is, probably specifically coded to peter, ready to go whenever. and while optically it may be the same iron spider suit he unveils at the end of homecoming, i really doubt he prototyped that tech for the kid before using it to upgrade himself, so the infinity war iron spider suit is prolly like, spider-man mark iii, at least
which suggests he just, builds suits for other people now instead of iron man variants
like he has a hulkbuster for banner in the garage, there’s probably a whole wing of suits on ready at avengers hq that steve thor and rabbit will find in iw2, there’s probably like a car for rhodey that turns into a tank and a black and white hulkbuster
update, it was an iron patriot hulkbuster
karen - why did tony even give me an instant kill mode if peter is never going to use it
vision - tony stark did what
friday - who gives an instant-kill mode to a seventeen year old
karen - he’s actually only fifteen
friday - that is like, way worse
vision - bad look, mister stark
UPDATE
INFINITY WAR GIRL
“couldn’t tony stark have died for once”
“half of everyone in every galaxy in the universe is dead but tony stark is still alive”
“i want my money back”
ENDGAME ME
she got her wish
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I can’t help everybody. It sort of seems like you can. Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now, and stop. Something tells me I should put it in a locked box and drop it at the bottom of a lake, and go to bed. But would you be able to rest?
i do like that the motivating factor for endgame is that peter parker is tony stark's uncle ben
how is this going to work though, movie stark is a libertarian fantasy, not (like irl rdj) a yuppie republican
well, actually, if stark’s private sector avengers initiative gets congressional oversight after age of ultron, he’ll be all set to not notice that he’s compromising his morals by making himself the authoritarian leader he never liked
until steve beats his ass (put on the suit) and literally knocks some sense into him and he joins the resistance or goes full evil mustache
okay if the winter soldier writers are in i’m down
sorry tony but you are very predictable
TONY - anybody remember, when i csrried a nuke into space?
RHODEY - no, never, that's never come up before
the government(s): u can sign this document that basically makes u a weapon that we can use as we please….. and if u use ur powers without permission u can be put in jail without a trial…… and we’ll track all ur movements and have ur dna to see how much of a risk u r…… or u can retire steve rogers, remembering when he and all his collegues accidentally worked for a nazi organization: no thanks the govt: ok………no hidden laws or tricks or anything…….don’t worry…… (: but btw this shitty survellience camera image looks like ur old pal buck so….. we’re going to send a kill squad after him without further investigation cause we need a scapegoat……and u can’t do anything to stop us without becoming a fugitive so :)))))) steve;
#g o d civil war in every iteration is just SO B A D #i still cannot BELIEVE the audacity of this bitch (tony) in the comics to ask the x-men to join up on his side lmao #every name brand mutant ever who remembers what the dofp & aoa futures looked like & remember genosha being burned to the ground #and the govt death robots sent out to non compliant/unregistered mutants throughout the country incl hospitals in nyc: “…lol naahhhhhhh.”
au where tony stark shows up at the x-mansion and asks **emma frost** if the x-men would like to help him build a fascist police state and she just kills him
@princessnijireiki said:
he actually asked emma in the comics! she was headmaster of the instutute at the time. she mentally projected her firsthand memories of genosha burning & the skeletons of the kids she taught there into his brain and was like “that’s funny— I don’t remember you helping us when WE needed YOU, and now you wanna make us your private PRO REGISTRATION army?” and basically told him he had 5min to gtfo of westchester.i
irc wolverine was on team cap but the other mutants stayed out of it (except for namor, who is technically a mutant, and who pulled some m'baku style last minute dramatic heroics for team cap bc wolverine helped him avenge his cousin’s death), but wolverine’s gotta be EVERYWHERE in the comics, am I right?
the only version of the comics i have actually read is mightygodking's parody, but a quick review of that scene in issue 2 reveals that bishop - BISHOP - joins up with team tony. IT'S BAD WRITING DOT JPG.
the government(s): u can sign this document that basically makes u a weapon that we can use as we please….. and if u use ur powers without permission u can be put in jail without a trial…… and we’ll track all ur movements and have ur dna to see how much of a risk u r…… or u can retire steve rogers, remembering when he and all his collegues accidentally worked for a nazi organization: no thanks the govt: ok………no hidden laws or tricks or anything…….don’t worry…… (: but btw this shitty survellience camera image looks like ur old pal buck so….. we’re going to send a kill squad after him without further investigation cause we need a scapegoat……and u can’t do anything to stop us without becoming a fugitive so :)))))) steve;
#g o d civil war in every iteration is just SO B A D #i still cannot BELIEVE the audacity of this bitch (tony) in the comics to ask the x-men to join up on his side lmao #every name brand mutant ever who remembers what the dofp & aoa futures looked like & remember genosha being burned to the ground #and the govt death robots sent out to non compliant/unregistered mutants throughout the country incl hospitals in nyc: ''…lol naahhhhhhh.''
au where tony stark shows up at the x-mansion and asks **emma frost** if the x-men would like to help him build a fascist police state and she just kills him
tony, for the whole airport fight - friday, buy that. and that. and all of those. and a new one of those. and some of those, and that oh damn, and that. maybe just, a new airport would be cheaper.
tony stark got his ass beat by captain america so he went home and installed a playstation three in his chest
assuming peter's suit in homecoming is the same suit he wore in berlin, while it's totally plausible that tony built that whole suit in a day out of like, scraps he had planned for nat or hawkeye maybe (hence instant-kill mode?), it is p clear tony has been tracking peter for awhile - he has his //home address// - and tbh probably having friday keep other parties off peter's trail, which suggests he's been working on that suit for awhile as well and we know in infinity war he has a full nanotech upgrade that is, probably specifically coded to peter, ready to go whenever. and while optically it may be the same iron spider suit he unveils at the end of homecoming, i really doubt he prototyped that tech for the kid before using it to upgrade himself, so the infinity war iron spider suit is prolly like, spider-man mark iii, at least which suggests he just, builds suits for other people now instead of iron man variants like he has a hulkbuster for banner in the garage, there's probably a whole wing of suits on ready at avengers hq that steve thor and rabbit will find in iw2, there's probably like a car for rhodey that turns into a tank and a black and white hulkbuster
Credit to @IRONSTVRK on Twitter
+ I found this on @tonyf.stark’s account on Instagram
(hi if you happen to see this I love your account more than any other).
