There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

it’s been 15yrs & the horse scene in the american remake of the ring is still fucked up

why do white people stay doing the absolute most in horror movies this us why bad shit happens & y'all stay dying

@ everyone else & esp. black ppl at risk of being the First Casualty, do NOT let these folks have you visiting spooky cabins, ripping up wallpaper in creepy abuse barns 15ft away from suicide corpses, uncovering spooky monster unmarked graves, FUCKING ET CETERA

protip whenever white protags say, “it’s over” in a horror movie: it’s fucking not

ya lil boy knew that & he’s like fuckin’ 7

also if you reconcile with your ex & it’s too cute the devil will come for you in your inexplicably roomy movie apartment & knock your fucking block off like a rock ‘em sock 'em robot

i just remembered brian cox is in that

want to work through post-The Ring horror conventions

but, ughhhh, post-The Ring horror conventions

what i want to see; a samara/sadako type ghost stalking a couple through akihibara, across a bunch of tvs and display screens, then just as she's manifested physically and is freaking out on them BAM, MASI OKA WITH A PROTON PACK. cue chiptune ghostbusters theme.

the horror.

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