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my best guess from the new trailer

finn wakes up, it has been one day since starkiller base, the first order is in orbit, it’s hoth now

kylo is in orbit, there is a big space battle, he has a shot at leia, he remembers that anakin was a hero of the clone wars, switches sides, helps the resistance fleet escape, never apologizes, never stops being an asshole, never stops wearing his stupid helmet, kylo ren is char aznable now

rey has a training montage, luke hints that he has lost his faith and/or fallen to the dark side, rey is all ‘oh shit baby eight my boyfriend his boyfriend leia and kylo i guess are in trouble, let’s go spring snoke’s trap’

luke advises against it, chewie yells at him, luke says ‘fine but i’m gonna complain the whole time’

snoke lays an elaborate trap involving a surprise twist re leia’s lightsaber, luke’s dark side reveal, and or rey’s parentage, but doesn’t count on TEAMWORK

best ending - snoke tries to turn rey, rey kills snoke, rey is snoke’s daughter, rey sits on the iron throne, rey is conan now, there’s a new sherriff in town

probable light ending - snoke tries to turn rey, luke or leia kill him, kylo sits on the iron throne

probable dark ending - snoke kills luke, tries to turn rey, kylo kills snoke and leia, kylo sits on the iron throne

worst ending - reylo

i got closer than i expected, actually

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Ignore the clickbait title, this is about how the heroes are trashed and what’s lost when you stop having the heroic underpinning…

Loved the take the author had.  It mirrors much of what I have been ruminating about and contemplating in putting into commentary essay form.

Holy fuck. YES.

Oh my hell this! It expresses so much of what I feel about the Last Jedi and why. Ignore the stupid title and read the article.

A few good points made in that article :

“Unlike Empire, which leaned on the burgeoning romance of Han Solo with Leia Organa, in Last Jedi our three main heroes are kept entirely apart for the bulk of the movie’s screentime.
This has two effects. First, it separates the various plotlines much more than one might expect, resulting in a movie that feels like an elaborate (and high budget) Netflix series binged watch all at once, rather than a cohesive narrative. Second, it prevents our three main leads from growing the bonds between one another that we would expect to find leading into the third and final movie of this “trilogy”. They are effectively unchanged (as between each other) from the end of The Force Awakens to the end of this one.
The Last Jedi is more interested in being Subversive than in telling a Coherent Story.
[…] In Last Jedi it seems clear that Rian Johnson prioritized shock above all else, whether or not it made the story more compelling, better, or even coherent. One event simply happens after the next, and the characters react.“
“Last Jedi is a very modern (or post-modern) film. Where the original trilogy is comprised of sweeping tales of heroism of almost mythological stature, Last Jedi is small, concerned primarily with establishing that there are no real heroes and that the actions taken in the original trilogy would more likely end up killing people than saving the galaxy for freedom and the force.
And I don’t think that Last Jedi is wrong…exactly.
There are no heroes in the real world, not as we know them in movies.  It’s foolhardy to rely on “one shot in a million” or “the odds are three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one” to save the day, and if your leadership does so then people will most likely die.
And yet.
Star Wars has always been about heroes accomplishing the impossible. Of believing in the smallest glimmer of hope to see light through the encroaching darkness.  Last Jedi stands as a deconstruction of that, and as an essay, an academic whitepaper, one might even find it well-considered, nuanced. But it is not Star Wars.
The backlash isn’t (entirely) about who Snoke is, or who Rey’s parents are, or even how Luke treats his father’s lightsaber after 30 years of separation, it’s about ordering a pizza and receiving a hamburger.  The chef could explain to you that the hamburger is comprised of Wagyu beef on handmade rolls cooked to perfection over open flames crafted solely for this burger experience, and…it still wouldn’t be a pizza.
Sometimes people just want to believe in heroes.”
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Everyone who worked on the film has a Carrie story, but the sweetest and most heartbreaking one belongs to Isaac:
“One of my favorite things that would happen from time to time on set would be when Carrie would sing old songs,” he says. “Whenever that would happen I would offer her my hand and we would waltz around the set – on a starship, in a Rebel base, on an alien planet, and she would sing and we would dance. So surreal and beautiful to think about now. For all of her delicious, wicked humor and fiery energy she also had such sweet grace. I miss her dearly.”
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